here, bi, and ready for a good time

Nathan • 16 • Proud UNCC Niner • FtM

[sigmaleph]

https://youshallnotpass.glitch.me/

ok, this was fun and silly. your goal is to come up with a password fitting all the criteria in each scheme, which you don’t know ahead of time but learn as your passwords progressively fail them.

(I don’t know how many schemes there are, I did not complete 3 because effort. maybe i’ll give it another try later)

[original post]

[itsbenedict]

WELL OKAY THEN

[dzamie]

This is fun!

[ashleybenlove]

Sorry, your password must be a palindrome

Puts the word radar down bc it’s the only one I can think of.

Sorry, your password must contain a space character

How. 

[shieldfoss]

Like so:

Keep reading

[ashleybenlove]

Thanks! 

I found another scheme that wants me to 

Sorry, all letters in your password must occur in reverse alphabetical order

Which is so amusing. 

I did that and then got the 0 characters one lol.

This game is wild. 

[shieldfoss]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

Which people would you most like to have a threesome with?

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

amen

[atesan]

HAIR LOVE (2019) dir Matthew A. Cherry, Everett Downing Jr., Bruce W. Smith

[logarithmicpanda]

First time crying in 2020 heyyyy

[turing-tested]

wish my brain was into kinky stuff like producing serotonin and dopamine

[milf-adjacent]

Despite what liberals say, an ‘x’ marker on government identification is not a step forward for trans and nonbinary inclusion, it is a creation of a masterlist of trans and/or nonbinary people, it is just another chance to be mistreated and catalogued by a government that does not want us to exist. A true ‘step forward’ for trans and nonbinary inclusion would be the removal of gender markers from all government documentation.

[wrook]

People in the notes saying that there needs to be a gender marker on your ID in case of medical emergencies are 100% wrong. EMTs, Paramedics, and ER doctors do not rely on gender markers on IDs at all. Many patients don’t even have their ID with them when they have a medical emergency.

NEVER in all my time as an EMT did I encounter a situation where I needed to riffle through someone’s wallet and find out whether their ID said “M” “F” (or “X”) before I could treat them. If a patient was unconscious I usually got their name and medical history from whoever called 911, and left any remaining information blank. Regardless, the priority would be getting them to the hospital, at which point the hospital staff could usually access their medical records and fill in the rest of that information. Having a gender marker on your ID really isn’t going to change the care you get.

But you know who DOES look at ID? Cops. Cops who are already scrutinizing trans and gender non-conforming people, and who are already going out of their way to harass and brutalize us. Having a gender marker on IDs gives cops another means to question our gender, and cops actively use gender markers on IDs to harm trans/nb people, especially when the marker on their ID does not match their appearance or presentation. Adding an X marker will not fix that, it might even draw more scrutiny in some situations. Removing the gender marker would remove that added danger, and decrease the ability of the cops to harass our community.

[el-shab-hussein]

@allthecanadianpolitics

[crustyclarinet]

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

[crustyclarinet]

hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth

[furbearingbrick]

[furbearingbrick]

it’s time

[fishiest-fish]

should i pierce my lip by myself?

i dont even own a lip peircing just a peice of wire but now i really wanna just like pierce my lip

[fishiest-fish]

Okay okay I won’t do it I’ll be a good child and go to bed and this can all be a fever dream in the morning

[sea-anon]

I was about to lose my shit kiddo

I see any of y’all piercing yourselves, tattooing yourselves, whatever, I will straight up murder your asses.

[fishiest-fish]

Hang on woah woah woah who the fuck would ever even think about tattooing themself??? I maybe a dumbass but I at least know not to do that

[sea-anon]

14 year olds with pen ink, a pencil, a sewing needle, and ridiculously high faith in themselves.

Y’all, if you want a hand poked tattoo, wait until you’re old enough and go to an artist. I promise you that that little planet you’re gonna tattoo on your leg won’t look good and won’t heal well. Just wait until you can go to a professional.

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

… my friend has stick n poke tattoos on each shoulder saying owo and uwu

[sea-anon]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump…

But that’s comparing apples to oranges.

[badjokesbyjeff]

A woman goes to the doctor’s to have a strange mark on her tummy looked at. The doctor said, “Do you by any chance have a boyfriend who attends Wisconsin University?”

Confused, the girl asks, “Why do ask?”

The doc chuckles, “I’m not just a doctor, I’m also an amateur detective. It looks like your lover likes to wear a sweater with the initial letter of their university emblazoned on the front. It’s mildly abrasive quality has been rubbing on your skin.”

“Not bad doc!” she says. “Not bad at all!”

“Well…” says the doctor. “Am I right, then? Do you have a boyfriend from Wisconsin?”

She smiles and explains, “Nope, but I’ve got a girlfriend from Michigan!”

[asynca]

Learn to Knit With Scales

So you want to make something with scales too? Well you're in the right place!

GUYS I’VE FOUND A VERY IMPORTANT WEBSITE FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN KNIT WITHOUT INJURING THEMSELVES!!!!

[mzminola]

DRAGON KNITTING!!!

[captainofthefallen]

@rannadylin if you’re into that

[red-winters]

@tiny-dragons-castle

[halloweencrafts]

Learn to Knit with Scales

There is also info about where to buy the scales, a video tutorial for visual learners, and a written tutorial with lots of photos. 

She also sells patterns for these:

[atomicwrongs]

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

[atomicwrongs]

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

[fortidogi]

room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes

[itsbrattyspice]

hey

what the fuck

[datsmeyellin]

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

[sindri42]

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

[gordon-freeman-official]

2 constants in all civilizations:

Tasty Fried Food

Danger Murder Sticks

[ginger-le-gay-deactivated202008]

World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.

[earlgraytay]

Also: dramatic and ornate hats.

as soon as people have the resources to do so they will put gaudy brightly-coloured things on their heads, so help them

[roguecampingrainstorm]

Fried dough, murder sticks, and ostentatious headwear. I like it.

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[garbage-empress]

this is the only day you can reblog this

[theofficialgummiship]

Sometimes I don’t need to know the origin of some memes, just saying 😂😂😂

[kokorochans]

i thought tumblr could reach harder for calling out people for the pettiest reason but someone deadass got called out for “colour picking” 

[kokorochans]

why do people think they own color palettes 

[chaosnightmare]

[miloyiannopoulos]

🕉.

[spooky-spaghetties]

who is this... who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

[golgak-the-goblin-deactivated20]

I would down that whole bitch in an hour, what you need a week for? That's a snack.

[alexbam]

[french-verbz]

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

[timecouldnever]

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

[whosfuckingbad]

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

[bisexuanal]

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

[sistertaxon]

tried my hand at improving conservative memes

[worldeaterouroboros]

This is definitely, undoubtedly, the best thing I’ve seen today