totally rad dude

full time internet goblin she/her

[mattys-marbles]

so that's just his face

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[spiribia]

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

[atramentumnoctis]

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

[dr3am-operator]

happy pride month to HIM

[stars-bean]

M*A*S*H | 2.17 - "For Want of A Boot"

[cottoncandylesbo]

guy named all trades: 🤤

guy named dead horse: OW OW OW OW OW

[thedisasterbi]

happy valentines day

[turing-tested]

avatar aang is…..my dad

[shitbrick]

explain

[turing-tested]

disappeared when i needed him most

[turing-tested]

hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,

[shitbrick]

suck my waluweenie

[turing-tested]

D:

[turing-tested]

sorry to interrupt stairsweek but why is tumblr acting like this person killed me on impact by showing me as deactivated

[mint-swirl]

you’re mommy’s medium-sized twenty-seven year old. because that’s the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

[escuerzoresucitado]

[arttsuka]

Big challenges

[64mpg]

every time i lock my phone you guys start hanging out and laughing together without me and i can feel it

[b0nkcreat]

2026 I Will Not Obsessively Ruminate On Stupid Bullshit That Makes No Sense And Is Not Real

[juliawvicker]

[ameliajessica]

#whole time julia doesn’t even super know that guy…. (via @nothingmancy)