Somewhere on the verge of Chaos!

I've been a fool all this time. It's bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? As far as I'm concerned no one in this building should refer to me at all. .̶̽̕.̴̏͑Ω̸̄̅.̷̿̿.̴͋̄

[fresherthanminty]

I've unearthed this ancient mess

From the earth I dig up this corpse from a shallow grave now overgrown with roots and festering with maggots. The great book of facial features and taught skin stretched over dead personas I abandoned years ago, the festering cesspit of the wasting humanity known as reddit no longer holds me. So here I am pulling a long dead thing from where it should have lain for eternity condemned to a slow and serene decay. If this shit is on your dashboard for some reason, hit me up dude, what the fuck has happened in the last eight years?

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[221cbakerstreet]

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[versaillesingray]

you have been visited by the spooky snooter. reblog now and say “thanks spooky snooter” or be faced with 1800 years of no pats.

[markiplier]

thanks spooky snooter

[fresherthanminty]

Thanks spooky snooter

[sludgebat]

[cronusamporaofficial]

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

[sludgebat]

[stabble1234]

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

[sludgebat]

[lettucetherapist-blog-deactivat]

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

[sludgebat]

[alonelyangel6-blog]

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

[sludgebat]

[khajittink]

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

[sludgebat]

[conchiolin]

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

[sludgebat]

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

[cobracommanderofficial]

finally….

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

important relic from the Tumblr Dark Ages

[sloppydraws-deactivated20191016]

a very silly comic i drew traditionally lmao. very telling of Deeno’s personality ;D

also, i accidentally wrote in the finnish onomatopoeia of the buzzing sound in the last part, but it just means “bzzz” :D

[Patreon] [Twitter] [Furaffinity]

[chow-ursane]

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

[momochimchim]

thank u

[bidoof]

this is the last year you can legally talk about homestuck once it’s 2017 you get arrested if you say any homestuck words enjoy it while you can

[kadzhi]

equius

[xaien]

gog

[vriska]

(vriska)

[dilfosaur]

happy new year ＼(^▽^＠)ノ

[8its]

Let’s start the New Year out right.

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[glumshoe]

I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

[hans-the-liesmith-deactivated20]

I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

[glumshoe]

Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.

[al-is-on]

LGBT:

Let’s

Get massaged

By

The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)

[pokepops]

This is the Pretty Good Abra. Reblog for a Pretty Good 2017.

[waiting-to-sleep]

[mandopony]

This is amazing, and very accurate. 

[kv3dia]

[chocomoola-deactivated20210427]

Character sheet for maroonbloodedbitch@tumblr  This is their Handmaid muse for roleplaying.

Please do not repost/reuse/claim/etc. This was paid by them, have a little decency.

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]