FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
Iām not missing it this year.
Happy Birthday buddy!
NOT THIS TIME.
Happy birthday!!!!

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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
Iām not missing it this year.
Happy Birthday buddy!
NOT THIS TIME.
Happy birthday!!!!
yāall know what day it is
Specifically queued this for Star Wars Day (May the 4th be with you!)
At one point you mentioned (in the tags of a post) that siles was the domestic one of the bat the cat and the wolf (erica/stiles/derek)
Am i able to beg for headcanons of this specific thing? I haveth uh, a kidney and 1 asthmatic lung to trade. If pressed, im willing to give half a liver too, but i would like to keep that one tbh.
Keep your parts, anon, I get mine the old-fashioned way.
Derek is very obviously. Uh. Lacking in domesticity. Look at how this man was living the first two seasons. Every diner and takeout joint in Beacon Hills probably knows him by name. He probably saves all his quarters for Laundromat day. The real reason he doesn't ever wear colours is so he doesn't have to sort laundry. And Erica, well, as a 16-year-old living at home with (presumably) both parents and a disability, I headcanon she's been kind of coddled, hence her attitude of "anything you can do, I can do better (and sexier)" after she's turned. Part of it comes from frustration at being constantly handled with kid gloves.
So yeah, Stiles is definitely the domestic one of the throuple. Not in a Martha Stewart, 50s housewife kind of way but in the "I'm the only motherfucker who knows how to cook a meal on the stove" way. Because we know the Sheriff was in a rough way after Claudia died, which means Stiles probably figured out how to take care of himself pretty early on. And if he's been keeping his dad on a healthy diet, that means knowing something about food and calories and cooking. Oh, he absolutely teaches Derek and Erica how to correctly do the dishes and sort the laundry and all that, he's not gonna be the only one putting in the effort. Except for cooking. The kitchen is Stiles's domain. Man knows how to fix a meal. Like Eliot Spencer. He can smash someone's face in with a bat and also make a killer lasagna. And when he is cooking, no one is allowed in the kitchen. He will stab them, he knows they'll heal. And anyone who touches Babcia's cookbook is courting death.
That last line, "and anyone who touches Babcia's cookbook is courting death". All I can think of is;
Peter, one single finger on the book like that cat thing where they put one paw on something they shouldn't touch just out of spite: ...
Stiles, glaring, shaking like an angry chihuahua, voice darker than the nogitsune: you bitch
Peter, slowly retracting his hand as he gives Stiles a shit eating grin: I know
M.C. Escher | METAMORPHOSIS II (1940)
woodcut in red and black, 19.2cm x 400cm
lol took me awhile to find this gif again⦠Escher is GOAT!
Reblog to make it die faster
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TIL āYankee Doodleā was written by the British to mock americans. āDoodleā is thought to come from the German ādƶdelā, meaning āfoolā or āsimpletonā and āmacaroni,ā a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in oneās cap made them a ādandy.ā
via reddit.com
so youāre telling me that āstuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroniā would be like saying āwrote a G on his belt and called it gucciā
thatāsā¦a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
what prev said
ITāS HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash itās still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
@nooowestayandgetcaught
STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE
⦠Iāve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons
Oh and itās rainbow skeletons too this is perfect š
ITāS GAY HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
Its barely June!!!!!
Spooky queers
Two clone commanders from different battalions meeting up to plan a joint operation but neither can remember the others name
From @fox-trot
#Doom switching to internal comms#and desperately asking his SiC who the fuck this is#āFax sirā#āThe Corrie asshole??ā#āThatās Fox sirā#āI thought Fox was one of Rexās suckersā#āThatās mini Fox sirā#āfucking hell someone get a new baby name book to Kaminoā#āthatās how we got Hughbert Franklin sirā (via @frostbitebakery)
Could you imagine?
No, no. It gets blasted off during a battle and Ashoka freaks and heās just there going āNot again. Third time this has happened Obi Wan isnāt going to be happy.ā
no see it gets blasted but doesent break immediately and she freaks out because hes injured and he just tries to shush her and tell her its fine and THEN it falls off and she freaks out even more
Thats how he keeps losing his lightsaber now. The clones have gotten so good at retrieving it that now when his arm gets blasted off and the hand holding the saber goes flying, a clone just catches them like a wedding bouquet and tosses the saber to Obi Wan or Ahsoka.
Cody: Hereās your lightsaber, Sir, you lost it earlier. Again.
Obi Wan: Ah, silly me. Thank you, Cody.
Rex, *yeeting Anakinās severed hand at his face*: Hey, I think you dropped something. Again.
Anakin: Thanā why are the fingers flipping me off?
Rex: It was like that when I found it, Sir
The first time it happens Rex hands it back with a completely straight face and a quipped āneed a hand?ā
This cements Rex as Anakinās favorite
meet the bayverse
"GIVE ME YOUR FACE"š
BAYVERSE IS SO FUCKED. ALL OTHER CONTIUNITIES WOULD BE TRAUMATIZED.
I CANT BREATHEā
If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, āwhat would Gandalf doā, and remember, ābeat a man unconscious with a big stickā is a valid answer
When I find myself in times of trouble, Gandalf Greyhame comes to me, Wailing on those assholes, With a tree (with a tree)
āooh iām getting all my tattoos removed bc tattoos arenāt cool anymore theyāre out of style and no longer match my aestheticā iām not gonna mince words anymore if you got tattoos because they were a cool aesthetic and not because you actually wanted them then youāre a fucking idiot
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Reblogging the jelly for someone who needs it rn.
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. Iām pretty damn happy about that šššššš
Iāve never reblogged something so fast
I really do looked at anything and make it Sterek like
Odysseus spent 20 years killing thousands just to give his wife a little kiss? Slay Derek would do that for Stiles
Like š
when you realise it would work the other way around too 'cause stiles is just that type of unhinged