Who Will Succumb To The Sweet Strings

I’ve realized I did not include nightcrawlers in my header image and that will forever be my only flaw

[byjove]

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[flaskrobonoid]

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

[real-language-facts]

all words are swear words if you say them with enoubh evil

[penworthy]

[willgrahamscock]

are you aware your mutual is sexualizing body horror?

[hardwrench]

i would look up goblin porn at work to protect my family

[anguilliforme]

it should be illegal to make me work on world eel day when I could be lurking in an estuary or perhaps writhing

[malibuklaus]

[audioexorcisms]

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[zerotian]

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[soldier-of-death]

im only attracted to worthy opponents

[i-give-you-a-fish]

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”