FreyasAlter

Mediocrety is still an interesting life

[mysharona1987]

Imagine leaving the house to go pick up your meds…then be told you’re faking illness. Damn.

[superiorsturgeon]

Imagine spending the extra money to grind your existing workforce down even harder instead of just, hiring more people for the job?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

we should pull a funny april fools prank where everyone doesn't show up to work unless companies raise wages 🤪🤪🤪

[awesomegirl2001-deactivated2024]

Who up & searching for a sense of belonging

[socialistexan]

(soph4president on tiktok)

Speaker (if you know this person please let me know so I can credit them) testifies against anti-trans and anti-drag bills at the Texas Senate while another pro-trans demonstrator triea to keep a Republican goon from trying to prevent them from speaking.

"We may not win today and we may not win tomorrow, but we will presist as we always have in defiance of your oppression.

"If you wish to eradicate transgenderism from public life as members of you party have said, you can ripe that from my cold dead hands!" 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[scoes]

people who are like "oh but you can just buy x thing online" are missing the point. its about the joy and journey

[scoes]

"just find it on amazon" what next. do you want me to throw rocks at babies too

[porcelain-animatronic]

This made me think of the thing Kurt Vonnegut said about buying envelops

[akajustmerry]

whenever you find yourself baffled, even enraged, by who the Academy rewards and who they don't - i find remembering that the Academy Awards were created by Hollywood mogul Louis B Mayer with the specific purpose of preventing mass unionisation. Mayer figured if Hollywood workers were made to think of themselves as artists rather than labourers they'd be less inclined to unionise. Of the awards, Mayer famously said in the late 1920s, "if I give them cups and awards, they'd kill themselves to produce what I wanted." Also by awarding and inviting few, Mayer and the Academy pushed individualist aspirations and exceptionalism over collectivism. Considering the upcoming Writers Guild strike over the exploitation streaming has created that Hollywood producers are trying to suppress (which is why a lot of shows are being cancelled btw because they don't want to pay writers), this anti-union legacy is still clearly alive and well. The majority of these Hollywood award shows were not created to actually award artistic merit, but to create an illusion of artistic meritocracy that would stifle solidarity among workers. So, whenever you find yourself baffled, even enraged, by who the Academy rewards and who they don't, remember that's not what they're really for.

[strawberryswitchblader]

okay i need to know

i store my eggs in the fridge

i store my eggs at room temperature like god intended

Voting ended onApr 1, 2023

[strawberryswitchblader]

getting absolutely humiliated on tumblr dot com

[ainawgsd]

[ruffboi-mags]

I store them in the fridge like a sane person because I live in the US and commercially sold eggs in the US go through a washing and sanitatization process that removes something from the shell called the cuticle which is what stops harmful bacteria from getting inside. Therefore, in order to protect from the development of bacteria, including salmonella, commercially sold eggs in the US need to stay refrigerated to be safe.

If you collect your own eggs, buy from someone who doesn't go through the wash-and-sanitize, or live in... most other countries, then you're good to store your eggs out of the fridge. But seriously if you're in the US buying at the grocery store, KEEP YOUR EGGS IN THE FRIDGE.

[mysharona1987]

[politijohn]

Source

[brok3np4radise-deactivated20250]

Travel and tell no one. Live a true love story and tell no one. Live happily and tell no one. People ruin beautiful things.

Khalil Gibran

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[red-revival]

[Id: tumblr tags which say “can someone explain the joke pleasie”.]

I got you! Marine corps is said like ‘Marine Core’- the hagfish, isopods, and crustaceans were just lookin for a dead body to eat and thought it was pronounced ‘Marine Corpse’

[elierlick]

Whether you celebrate Thanksgiving or not, we should take this time to celebrate Native sovereignty and resilience in the face of attempted genocide. Here are 5 things you can do to celebrate Indigenous peoples in your community.

[catchymemes]

[tezz-the-hunter]

It’s even funnier when you know they are talking about the increasing crime in the area… lol even birds muggin’ you. xDDD

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[jadewolfe]

My GOD the twitter drama is exploding. As of today, here are a couple updates for anyone interested:

The "insulin is free" tweet from the fake-verified Eli Lilly account tanked the company's stock, along with the stocks for two other major BioTech firms, by up to 4%

The "we're suspending arms sales to Saudi Arabia, the United States, et al" tweet from a fake-verified Lockheed Martin account tanked Lockheed's stock today

Since 8:00AM this morning there has been a tweet claiming Elon Musk was starting a program called "Elon's Tots" wherein he would pay off people's student loans

Numerous politicians and pundits have been targeted by trolls leveraging verified accounts to fuck with their public images, and many of them aren't being addressed nearly as fast as the fake-verified Elon Musk accounts

Twitter is allegedly worth 1/4 of what Elon bought it for

Tesla's stock has allegedly fallen by 50%

Elon has said Twitter may have to declare bankrupty

lmao

[srsfunny]

[anexperimentallife]

The evil ghouls at Nestlé are still pumping, too.