did someone ask for my yumeslop? No? TOO BAD.
(Based off the beginning of DMC4 with Nero Sparda and my dmc self insert)
(Just some information about my self insert! Goth enby who shares a body with their ancestor, Excalibur aka the Knight of Chaos, although Excalibur is to be hinted at as their actual father. Their name is Alice. They have pale skin, freckles, mismatched sapphire-ruby eyes and their hair is styled like Kasane Teto's but it's black with red highlights. Alice wears a black Lolita dress with red accents. Their fingertips are black with red highlights so think of Shiver's Splatoween fit from Splatoon 3. Their also wears black cat stockings and mary janes.
Like how Nero has his glowing arm, Alice has a glowing orb on their chest.)
The church in Fortuna was lively as Alice sat next to Nero, yawning.
"You're bored too, huh?" Nero asked, tilting one headphone down. "Yeah. I mean all this senseless preaching? And for what? For people to believe some divine lies?" Alice asked, rolling her eyes.
Nero chuckled quietly. "You and I are thinking the same thing." He said, quickly looking away when Credo glared at him.
Alice stared at Credo, unamused.
"Now we talk about the holy one, Excalibur, who is said to-" The priest was cut off.
"Holy?! Are you crazy?!" Alice yelled. "Oh boy, here we go." An old woman grumbled. "Shut it, grandma, I'm talking!" They snapped at the old lady, who flinched.
Nero snorted. "I love my chaotic crashout girlfriend." He grinned.
"Excalibur is not holy! He is the Knight of Chaos! Sure, he might have allied with Sparda to protect humans all those years ago but the guy is anything but holy!" Alice yelled.
'That's my girl. Show those insolent fools what true chaos is.'
The knight's voice echoed in Alice's head.
"Fuck this church! Nero! We're going to get ice cream!" Alice declared. "Say less." Nero grinned and got up.