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[moonshadowsx]

*mj fandom starting their 20th fight of the day*

my insatiable ass:

[carmaloves]

RETIRED LIFE UPDATE 2!!!

GUYS! I LOVE THAT YALL LOVE THIS SERIES! I've gotten a lot more requests for the series, so I wanted to update yall on what's to come! WOOOO

Reader and Michael react to edits of your relationship! + Michael noticing people thirsting over reader in the comments

Yall playing the MJ Experience

Reacting to his old episode of The Dating Game

Fart Spray Prank lolol

Michael trying to find the perfect person to play you in the second part of the biopic.

Michael is a guest judge on a Americas Got Talent and is super sweet to a nervous kid.

Taglist: @sebbysbaby@chloethefantastic@umafanficdoidaqualquer@delictezz@swag313gurl@melosdelusions@urthem00n@1lvie@artflooo@wildlaufey3 @jaiana-b-blog @lordswagprincess@mikeyspyt@khxna@plan3tch1ld@macncheesy16@heyitsm4di@raefoxiegirl@smoothcriminalgf@itsopinionsbased@hello-its-lana16@crazylady20 @mizermouse@irissunshines@starryeyedmoonlight@animegamerfox@forgottennoot@tellybearryyyy@sugacor3@sugarrushbell@laniundercoverr@zhadyax@kneelarmhstrung@badussyussysstuff@devynrulesboisdrool@kryka83@appleheadannie@amoravelee@a-motherfcking-fish@blythecat1@migualllll@7viiseven@zzeraphilm@watamotee33@1andonlytashae@hoe-4-ficitionalmen@roseidol@miratate@nunusmoll@lov3lylxvender@lauren7050@i-heart-carlisle @swavydadon @reystarkf1

[wolfiedemon]

and I'm hungry for it

[stormyblue90]

You know what, the REAL shocking family reveal in DMC 5 WAS NOT Vergil being Nero’s father.

Like, if you thought about it for more than a minute it was all but outright blatantly said so since DMC4 first came out.

Like, we KNEW.

Noooo the REAL shocker was that THIS DUDE

FUCKED!!!! This dude got laid and produced a kid and is the REAL deadbeat dad of the game!

Daughter is a cutie though. (Even if she smokes…)

[swagmp]

my magnum opus

[of-pale]

Vergil walked right into that one by refusing to order a take out:

[spardatwin2]

My devil may cry meme collection because I heard you were sad (part 3 of ???)

[spardatwin2]

My devil may cry meme collection because I heard you were sad (part 2 because i have so many wtf)

[shianhygge-imagines]

[DMC5 Headcanons] ASMR with the DMC Crew

AN: I tend to listen to a lot of ASMR for relaxation when stressed or trying to sleep. I also like to have it on as background noise when I write… though I should probably stop doing that because the really good asmr videos end up putting me to sleep as I write… which is why I have a pillow near by desk just in case I knock out.

So here’s a short headcanon.

What is ASMR? 

Here’s a link to someone who explains it better: |Gentle Whispering ASMR|

|Masterlist Link|

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Keep reading

[paradiscake]

Nero is doing his best.

[the-phantom-otaku]

Making breakfast

Bonus

[wolfiedemon]

Sparda boomer content

[drusoona]

[wolfiedemon]

Nero first meet on Kyrie while on tour

My first ao3 work finally here! ,an au where the spardas are family of celebrities 

some of them are still in my drafts so it's up to me whether I had time to upload them cuz I'm graduating student so I've been busy for the past days 

[lumcoy]

nero finally fixes this fucking family

[wolfiedemon]

HE SHOULD HIT HIM WITH PLASTIC CHAIR INSTEAD

[icycoldninja]

Here guys, traumatize yourselves with cursed goth Vergil.

[astral-space-dragon]

So I can't file a new unemployment claim as I haven't worked at all and haven't earned any wages.

Until I can get some work, I'm still in dire need of help.

I'm always taking commissions and donations via my kofi.

I also have a venmo and paypal if anyone prefers to give via any of those.

$500 should be enough to keep me alive for a little while.

$75/$500

[drusoona]

[wolfiedemon]

THE CUTEST THING THAT VERGIL EVER MADE