Nothing Bad Every Happens To The Kennedy’s

jourdan. Black. Nerdy. Prolific Shitposter.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[teenscoolest]

[cakejam]

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

[actionables]

so done

with you and your rude shit

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Sudden urge to go adopt about 20 senior dogs

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD

[rustandruin]

I have never wanted something more.

[teamponytail]

[christopher-bryant]

[floopthecooper]

this is worth it for the last reblog alone

[orpheusmorpheous]

[madeinchernobyl]

I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.

Someone make more I love this new meme.

[dellvanity]

I know that huge homes are great for pets but also did it fucking occur to you that some people don’t have the room or money for those?

[orpheusmorpheous]

hey, guess what. those are all minimum requirements. actually, the person who added onto my post even made the bird cage still TOO small for those birds.

and if you dont have the money or the space for those pets, don’t fucking get the pet.

[grooming-tails]

☝️☝️👌👍

[conradtao]

[2000ish]

Motherboard from Cyberchase

[shownoshade]

my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[loversdreamersandyou]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[party-wok]

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

[bestrooftalkever]

YEAUGH

[pi-la]