FriendFromDSMP

I’ll ramble about whatever, mostly Miraculous Ladybug apparently. I have some actual writing on my secondary blog @byoldervine

[friendfromdsmp]

Got a new secondary blog to cover all my writing stuff! I’m going to use @byoldervine to share facts and rambles about a series I’m writing called the Byoldervine series, which includes the story I’ve been sharing here that’s gained a small bit of interest, which I’m currently calling The Heir and the Cure. Feel free to ask any questions you’d like about my writing, I absolutely love sharing!

[friendfromdsmp]

I kinda want a Hazbin Hotel X TADC crossover and the biggest reason is that I want Jax to react to Angel “I’m more man than you’ll ever be” Dust

Angel is a very feminine-presenting man with big floof tits, a fuck ton of pink, skirts, makeup, dresses, and thigh-highs. He canonically does professional drag and visibly enjoys himself doing it, more so than any of his other many job-related side quests. He’s gay as shit and won’t ever let you forget it

But at the same time, he’s a man. He’s incredibly confident in his masculinity despite being very happy to tap into his feminine side, and there’s not a single hint of Angel being trans. And with how open to gender expression and queer identities he is, you’d think he’d have at least given it some thought, but if he did he decided that he’s very much comfortable as a man

As much as he wouldn’t admit it, I think seeing someone like that might be good for Jax. He’s tried so hard to hide his identify behind toxic masculinity and not letting himself seem ‘less of a man’, and I think seeing someone who wears dresses and makeup unironically, while still being very much a man, would help him find some level of comfort in expressing a more feminine side to him

Yeah, he’s wearing a dress, so what? Angel’s wearing one, and nobody’s calling him a girl

I think it would do him so much good to see someone depicting healthy masculinity and total confidence in their masculinity even while acting in traditionally feminine ways, especially in a way that Jax directly struggles with

If he can say “Wearing a dress doesn’t make me any less of a man, I’m still completely a man even if I’m wearing a dress”, he’s got plausible deniability for not just everyone else, but for himself too

And maybe it can be a stepping stone to “Wearing a dress doesn’t make me any less of a man, but maybe it makes me feel like more of a woman”

[friendfromdsmp]

Just got cut off mid-way through the sentence “I’m trying so hard to communicate with you” so that I could be lectured about how it’s so hard for them to get me to communicate anything

You can’t make this shit up

[friendfromdsmp]

Oh and I feel it’s important to clarify that I was getting this lecture in the first place because I didn’t communicate to my mother that I didn’t have a functional sense of smell at four years old

I didn’t know that I wasn’t smelling what everyone else could smell. I was fucking four

[friendfromdsmp]

Just got cut off mid-way through the sentence “I’m trying so hard to communicate with you” so that I could be lectured about how it’s so hard for them to get me to communicate anything

You can’t make this shit up

[friendfromdsmp]

Fingers crossed Paralives gets some community layouts for SteamDeck sooner rather than later. Looks fun but I can’t figure out how to do anything

[jacquesthepigeon]

Adrien is constantly in a state of "damn y'all live like this" about his friends' perfectly middle class lifestyle

[friendfromdsmp]

Adrien, teary-eyed, seeing his friends receive parental love: “Damn y’all live like this?”

[friendfromdsmp]

Tumblr Shroom: You cannot kill me in any way that matters

EPIC!Odysseus, raising a gun: Exactly

Me, stupid, sick in bed: do do do do doooo doooo…

[friendfromdsmp]

Just spent way too long cackling over the ender pearl launcher prank in HermitCraft for a twenty-two year old

[irl-loading-screens]

[wardenmcpherson]

@friendfromdsmp friend, that ain't staying in the notes

[friendfromdsmp]

The joys of being peer reviewed

[friendfromdsmp]

Dear god please please pretty please tell me I didn’t lose all my progress on the giant ass legacy house I was just building in Sims 4 before it crashed

[friendfromdsmp]

Crisis averted! All progress saved as it should, thank fuck I saved right beforehand

[friendfromdsmp]

Dear god please please pretty please tell me I didn’t lose all my progress on the giant ass legacy house I was just building in Sims 4 before it crashed

[friendfromdsmp]

Hey Stardew players, what do you guys do after true perfection? I’m redesigning the whole map but other than that I’m running out of ideas

[friendfromdsmp]

Sometimes I worry that I’m being too loud at night with my phone volume literally at the lowest possible setting

Then I hear my brother screaming “I’M GAY, GET FUCKED!” down his headset in the middle of the night from the other side of the house and realise I’m probably fine

[containment-breach-detector]

BREACH DETECTED

Site: discord

Escapees: @friendfromdsmp @subversivecynic @thememedaddy @charming-roma

Threat level:Average

[friendfromdsmp]

Yo wtf did I do

[friendfromdsmp]

Okay so I get that the intention of the song Odysseus was that we see monster!Odysseus from the perspective of the suitors to highlight how fucking terrifying this man is

But I really wanna see an AMV from Odysseus’ perspective from the point of the suitors attacking Telemachus

[friendfromdsmp]

“We don’t fight fair.”

Telemachus’ eyes widen in realisation

“Stop-!”

The suitor’s cruel smirk widens as he cups a hand next to his mouth, his voice piercing the haunting quiet around the darkened palace

“Brothers, we’ve got company, and he’s made a grave mistake!”

Cut to Odysseus, his eyes moving towards the distant call being his only reaction. The distraction doesn’t save his target; he looses his arrow just the same, ignoring the cry of its victim as they collapse

“Left the weapons room unlocked, and now they’re ours to take!”

Tch. Well that’s annoying, but he supposes he can work with it. It certainly isn’t going to stop him from trying, anyway. He begins moving towards the weapons room, reflecting on his previous work while these wretches had been foolishly plotting. How had he forgotten to lock the room? He could’ve sworn he got it

“Brothers, come and arm yourselves, there’s a chance for us to win!”

He shot down a few more suitors as he went. They were flocking to the call like dogs to their master. They really thought they could defeat him just because they had their weapons back? It was almost pitiful, really. Almost. But like it had been for him once, a long time ago, their hubris would be their downfall. Did they really think a few weapons could save them now? What advantage could they possibly have?

“We can still defeat the king if we all attack the prince!”

His eyes widened, heart dropping into the pit of his stomach like a stone in a well. No… no!

“Where is he?! Where is he?!”

He broke out into a sprint, searching desperately for his boy

“Capture him, he’s our greatest chance!”

He couldn’t let them find him first, he just couldn’t

“Get off me! Get off me!”

His breath hitched. Was that his son’s voice? It was the first time he’d heard it. He couldn’t let it be the last, especially not when he was crying out desperately

“Fight ‘til the prince can barely stand!”

He no longer cared for stealth; his footsteps thundered down the halls of the palace as quick as lightning. Charged, deadly

“Hold him down! Hold him down!”

They got him. Oh gods, please don’t let him be hurt…

“Make the king obey our command!”

There they were! Just up ahead, an entire group of them trying to pin someone down. His poor boy, so densely surrounded that Odysseus couldn’t even make him out

“Hold him down! Hold him down!”

He discarded his bow for now, instead drawing his sword

“Cause if he won’t, I’ll break the kid’s hands!”

That damned dog had his own sword to Telemachus’ throat. His boy was on his knees, and now that the sea of suitors was parting, he could just vaguely make him out under the blanket of the dark. Small, thin, but fuelled with determination that shone through his stance even in defeat. As much as Odysseus longed to see his face, even if only a vague silhouette, he was covered by a helmet that bore a striking resemblance to Athena’s

“Got him.”

The smugness in the suitor’s voice drove him over the edge; he stabbed. Not through the head or the heart - this filth didn’t deserve the luxury of a swift death. No, he was going to make him regret so much as thinking of touching his son. And he would have to live out every torturous moment until the gods themselves deemed the punishment too cruel

He knew exactly one thing about the gods, and he knew it from experience; they didn’t believe in too much cruelty

[friendfromdsmp]

Okay so I get that the intention of the song Odysseus was that we see monster!Odysseus from the perspective of the suitors to highlight how fucking terrifying this man is

But I really wanna see an AMV from Odysseus’ perspective from the point of the suitors attacking Telemachus

[friendfromdsmp]

Oh shit you know the family tea is gonna be good when all three of your siblings are crying and even the lax parent is yelling alongside the strict one as a united front