he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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titsay
dirt enthusiast
occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
KIROKAZE
hello vonnie
tumblr dot com
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
almost home

Love Begins
sheepfilms
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Kiana Khansmith
Xuebing Du
$LAYYYTER
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@frigidfingers
Ultimate oatmeal cookie?
and she picked just the right song
whhat the f
today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades
This kid is KILLING it!
I’ll be back in going to go watch Every single video about this subject
Been meaning to do this for years
Artist for the official sonic comics ^
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*reads caption*
*scrolls back to reblog*
what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy
girl help, I have a gallon of milk in my basket
There's a great solution to this! Absolute life hack!!! (!)
You can just drink the milk to make the basket lighter again
I have been banned from Trader Joe's again.
There's a great solution to this! Absolute life hack!!! (!!)
Just wear a fake mustache to get around this.
I have been detained for impersonating a surgeon 😢
There's a great solution to this! Absolute life hack!!! (!!!)
Just impersonate a judge to overrule the detention
Too late, I have murdered everyone. 😅
There's a great solution to this! Absolute life hack!!! (!!!!)
You can just do some minor necromancy to solve this!
Help, I have unleashed the dark forces of an extradimensional reality. ☺
There's a great solution to this! Absolute life hack!!! (!!!!!)
You can just use some lemon juice to clean uo the dark forces of an extradimensional reality.
Wow! I tried this amazing life hack and it really worked!
Anyway, I gotta go to the store. Outta milk.
Understandable.
I want to know what happened next
littlebooknooks on instagram
Please tell me it’s a duffel bag…and Joe Pesci is the rogue.
Math tweet
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
Gesture Drawing - Phone (1910-2021)
The theme of gesture drawing is the history of phones.
And I uploaded a Gesture Drawing video.
You can watch the full version on my YouTube channel😄
https://www.youtube.com/c/miacat
THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???
Homemade Litwick coconut and butterfly pea tea jello cups to celebrate the spooky season🕯️💜
Not only are they tasty, but they are super fun to jiggle!
I feel cold in my soul when you’re not there and the days go by without a trace; monotonous, there in the distance life goes on, in a hurry, here it wraps melancholy in its cloak.
Dark Night Vancouver-based artist Sophia Ahamed in her photography series blurs the lines between reality with stunning flowers merged with sky backdrops. Each of ahamed’s compositions is shot separately at times and then re-created to create a different sense of reality.
Worldbuilders naming towns: I named this town Elygwe’meth which means “Where the Dearly Beloved King died next to his Lover” in the language I invented and also a combination of the Old English word for diamonds and the Maori word for apples since that’s their main exports
People in real life naming towns: I named this town Big Falls cause big fall there
me poring over a fantasy map: Shit I already used that name for a town, I can’t use it again, that’s such sloppy worldbuilding
real life maps: There are six rivers in Britain called the River Avon, which means River River, because when the Romans asked the Celts “what is that?” they replied “a river?” and the Romans nodded and jotted it down
Terry Pratchett:
The forest of Skund was indeed enchanted, which was nothing unusual on the Disc, and was also the only forest in the whole universe to be called – in the local language – Your Finger You Fool, which was the literal meaning of the word Skund. The reason for this is regrettably all too common. When the first explorers from the warm lands around the Circle Sea travelled into the chilly hinterland they filled in the blank spaces on their maps by grabbing the nearest native, pointing at some distant landmark, speaking very clearly in a loud voice, and writing down whatever the bemused man told them. Thus were immortalised in generations of atlases such geographical oddities as Just A Mountain, I Don’t Know, What? and, of course, Your Finger You Fool. Rainclouds clustered around the bald heights of Mt. Oolskunrahod (‘Who is this Fool who does Not Know what a Mountain is’)…
hey good news there’s an entire Wikipedia page devoted to this and it’s hilarious
Would it be possible to get the ability to add "read more"s to posts on the mobile app? Currently we have to get onto a browser to add in a "read-more" cut.
Hi! Thanks for the question 💓
You can add a read more link from the apps by typing :readmore: in a post.
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It’d be nice to have a "read more" button in the post editor in the apps. Maybe that’s something we can get on our roadmap. Keep an eye on Changes for updates.
Hope that helps!
-Kat (Tumblr Support)
Nani?!
Why is this website like this