My slow descent into L.S. Dunes Madness

Mini, they/he. 18+ user. would prefer if minors didn't interact, but it's not a hanging offense if you do. I'm no one's mom. antis can fuck off, thanks. I block every stranger that asks me for money.

[forfoxessake]

Frank getting a traditional tattoo and pretending he is fine (2008)

[orisnitsa]

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

thanks for ruining my post jackass

[chronically-ill-dandy]

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

[goldenbunny30]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame look I found it

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[vonnegutism]

[frogus]

Me, straddling his lap: I'm kinda nervous. like idk ive never done this before

The therapist: yeah, so there's other chairs in this room

[dear-ao3]

[thisrobothasnosoul]

Unconditionally accept nonbinary identities. I am no longer asking

[thisrobothasnosoul]

you will not call others theyfabs or theymabs unless they label themselves that. You will not screencap people using bun/bunself and slap them in cringe comps. Do you understand?

[thisrobothasnosoul]

if your response to this is "Yeah! Let kids have fun!" You have lost the plot

people identify with xenogenders seriously.

[chieana]

every day another lay (in bed because im eepy)

[snowkissedmonsters]

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.

[dreamerinsilico]

#the fact that 'can prove access to an online account at least 12 years old' or even 'account to be verified is itself fully 18 years old'#AREN'T accepted methods of age verification is such a telling sign of what the real purpose of age-gating laws is:#data harvesting and deanonymization and the buildout of state-controllable ways to restrict both content and internet access itself en masse (via @shinelikethunder )

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[elexecution]

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

[neaborealis]

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

[elexecution]

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Many such cases

[newtype-lila]

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[gojira007]

[borealiszero]

Hate it when ai is funnier than me

[senatortedcruz]

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

[senatortedcruz]

Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself

[aire1111]

50 foreskin dollars

[nerdmutant]

[nerdmutant]

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags: In terms of controversy, discourse, infighting, ship wars, etc., which of the fandom’s you’ve been was the most stressful? Which was the most peaceful?