mars

23. only frog

[lifeattomsdiner]

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

[retr0scum]

mole 🍉

[lantern-hill]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[chiomaus]

weird wikipedia

my collection of strange, unsettling and depressing wikipedia articles

2004 Morecambe Bay cockling disaster Acute radiation syndrome Aktion T4 Andrea Yates Autoerotic fatality Bhopal disaster Black Dahlia Blowing from a gun Breaking wheel Byford Dolphin Chernobyl disaster Christine Chubbuck Christopher Duntsch Crimes against humanity Cruel and unusual punishment Curse of the pharaohs Dancing plague of 1518 David Hahn Death anxiety (psychology) Death by boiling Death by coconut Death by sawing Death from laughter Death of Darren Rainey Death of Gloria Ramirez Disappearance of Rebecca Coriam Duplessis Orphans Ego integrity Electroconvulsive therapy Elena Mukhina Engineering disasters Euthanasia Coaster Execution by elephant Frank Hayes (jockey) Fritzl case Georgi Markov Gladbeck hostage crisis Goiânia accident Great Molasses Flood Guantanamo Bay hunger strikes Guantanamo detainees' medical care Haunted Castle (Six Flags Great Adventure) Hemicorporectomy Hunger artist Jill Dando Jimmy Carter rabbit incident Karen Wetterhahn Kidnapping of Bobby Greenlease Kidnapping of Colleen Stan Lake Alice Hospital Life imprisonment in England and Wales List of civilian radiation accidents List of entertainers who died during a performance List of inventors killed by their own inventions List of methods of capital punishment List of military nuclear accidents List of people who died on the toilet List of people who disappeared mysteriously at sea List of people who disappeared mysteriously: post-1970 List of political self-immolations List of selfie-related injuries and deaths List of solved missing person cases List of structural failures and collapses List of television series canceled after one episode List of television series canceled before airing an episode List of unusual deaths Lists of nuclear disasters and radioactive incidents Lists of people who disappeared Lobotomy

[milk5]

Can i just chill today i was just born

[woolandflax]

Negative

Take these and head to the frontlines

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

[oldblogbones-deactivated2022020]

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

[grelliam]

[mageless]

*accidentally spills their water on the button and pressed it while trying to clean up*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[rottingghost]

The homoerotic energy between me and a GW that will literally give me organ failure♡

[insearchofsunrise-deactivated]

[beaft]

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

[ousia-poetica]

Artist Anastasia Trusova floods her canvases with vibrant colours and textures. "Textured graphic impressionism".

[teuer]

ok hear me out guys

[joner]

I’m listening

[teuer]

okay listen closely

[joner]

ok ready

[teuer]

look me boots

[midnight-kfc]

You’re laughing. My mother sold me as an NFT to One Direction and you’re laughing.

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

[percethecurse]

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[drekisdottir]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[cowboy]

There are various women