[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[fishstims]

schimdtocean on instagram

[dogpuppy]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[neyhaz]

me when i get pulled over and the cop hasnt even begun talking yet

[janmusija]

five essential juggling patterns anyone should know

#5: very simple trick, too elementary to name

#4: the stretch

#3: zzwzs

#2: the pole

and finally: #1: rubinstein's revenge (variation)

[mrsterlingeverything]

I will do anything to be free

[longnuts]

Even escape?

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dont know. Can i do that

[dogpuppy]

[jodie-whittakers-suspenders]

(girl who has never told anyone anything) i must just be doing it for attention

[desert-palm]

I remember

[pissvortex]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hi im scared animal and welcome to my corner

[raytoroapologist]

it took her 9 years to smite the beast. congratulations turbovicki 🫡

[jollybelieverwonderland]

[wigglybunfish]

unrestrained autumn fun

[sacred-portal]

[exitwound]

I miss when I was a fish. When I was bones. When i was ferns. Sky. Whales. bug. Peace. Occasional brutal death for the sake of the ecosystem. Easy life

[mlarayoukai-archive]

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,