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space. food. aroace.

[masao-micchi]

smart, selfless and thoughtful? i’m in -adrian probably

my other PHM art here

[aras-stuffs]

I spoke with the manager and they said there should be more stray!jay content. Yeah, its non negotiable, sorry :/

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Metahuman with super healing powers whose entire job is that once a week they go to a nearby hospital and are put into a medically induced coma for 24 hours while all their organs and blood are harvested, and kept there until they've healed up again.

They get paid a small stipend by the Heroes Council for this, and they live off that.

No crime fighting, no obvious heroics, and they only took a Super Identity because it's technically hero's council policy. Nobody's ever seen them in a cape.

Every so often the Heroes council will release an official report to the public, and there'll be another bunch of news articles wondering how some unknown super calling themselves 'Meat Factory' somehow consistently holds the record for most lives saved across the city.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

It is essential to my vision that they are not at all sanctimonious about this.

Like, they regularly act like they're getting away with something. They joke about how they get to earn money in their sleep. They show up to their hospital visits in deliberately ridiculous disguises, on the excuse that they need to 'protect their identity'.

Part of their employment contract is that they get served the same post-operation vanilla ice cream that they normally hand out on the childrens' ward. Also a sticker. Their overnight bag is covered in stickers.

[shinyhappygoth]

Okay, Meat Factory is awesome and hilarious, but if they're being harvested for and regenerating absolutely everything, may I suggest an alternative super name: Theseus.

[loth-caatgirl]

That's the name the hospital has on record for Meat Factory, because hospital administration refused to go forward putting that on their paperwork

[aras-stuffs]

Some impulsive jason in a skirt shenanigans from twitter haha

[eldritchaughostblobsshit]

I need more DC/DP fanfics where Danny is a absolute powerhouse and beats the shit out of Superman for Dani while Constantine is in the back having a heart attack thinking Superman just started a war between earth and the infinite realms

Superman: *talking shit about Conner*

Danny: *hears*

Danny “Hey asshole! It’s not like he ASKED to be your clone, he’s his own person”

Superman: “Now kid, you wouldn’t unders-“

Danny: *decks Superman*

Constantine: *sweating bullets trying to get them to stop*

Constantine: “fuck fuck Boy Scout just started a inter dimensional war we’re dead”

Constantine: *pulls out a bottle of whiskey and chugs*

Plz don’t let this flop

[ecobanshee]

I need Rocky to be soo weird by eridian standards by the time he meets Grace. buddy is not okay in the slightest. 46 years of solitary confinement with 22 corpses for company. Grace is a canon sad wet, sobby cat but i need Rocky to be a clingy, codependent (only colloquial meaning) and unstable mess at him.

[alien-slushie]

A vibration from his pocket grabbed Tim's attention, making him put down the contracts he'd been going over in favor of his cell phone. Pulling out the device, Tim opened his messages, smiling as Danny's screen name flashed with a new message, and pulling up the conversation.

Happily Ever Afterlife: ok so dont be mad

Tim snorted, everytime Danny said that, the problem was small and simple and nothing to actually be mad about, inconvenient at best, and even then that itself was rare. If it was actually bad, and something getting mad over, Tim wouldn't find out until Danny had fixed the problem himself. It was the only real point of conflict in their relationship, how they both tried to shoulder everything themselves. Tim, because he felt pressure to handle everything himslef, and Danny, because he didn't want to be a burden or cause problems.

I won't be. What did you get up to? :You

Happily Ever Afterlife sent an image

[large brown, black, and tan canine with pointed ears that layed flat on its head, and a sharp, pointed muzzle. Its laying on the couch and staring at the camera with narrowed eyes.]

Happily Ever Afterlife: isnt he the cutest little dog? i found him sniffing through the garbage at work! dont worry i already gave him a bath, i think hes a german shepherd! hes kinda grumpy and not very sociable but that can be fixed with kisses! Can we keep him please please please??

Tim stared at the picture with wide eyes. A Coyote. Danny found a Coyote, brought into their apartment, and was asking to keep it.

Not for the first time, Tim silently cursed at the Fenton's for not having a safe enough home, that caused Danny to have never even toy with the idea of getting a pet, so he never familiarized himself with animals. To Danny there were Dogs, Cats, Rodents, Birds, and Repitles, and while, sure those were rather umbrella terms, it made it to where Danny recognized all Canines as puppies, and anything small and fluffy with pointed ears as cats. Tim, and Damian just got him to stop giving the raccoons cat food because, to Danny, Racoons classified as cats!

Happily Ever Afterlife sent a video

[The Coyote eating, what looks to be leftover turkey, from Danny's hand, while Danny can be heard cooing excitedly behind the camera, when the turkey is gone, the coyote continues to lick Danny's hand before laying its head down on his palm and nuzzling against it.]

Happily Ever Afterlife: he likes me!

Taking a deep breath, Tim breathed slowly out of his nose. "Ancients I love this man." He muttered to himself before pushing away from his desk and heading towards the door, firing a quick text to his father and Tam that he was going home early.

The CEO lemanted internally that he would have to be the one to break Danny's heart by telling him that the Coyote was not, in fact, a German Shepherd, and that they'd have to get rid of it. While Tim wasn't against the idea of them getting a dog, he knew they couldn't keep the Coyote, it was illegal, and dangerous to keep a wild animal and while Tim wasn't a really a law abiding citizen, just look at his night time job and the shenanigans surrounding it, he didn't think they could get away with keeping a Coyote, even if it was Gotham-

Actually, Tim paused his thoughts as he waited for the elevator to go down, didn't Harley have two Hyenas that nobody blinked an eye at? He thought to himself, thinking of Bud and Lou, and how nobody batted an eye when Harley took them out to walks. Sure people stared, but that was because it was Harley Quinn and not because she had two Hyenas.

"...We're keeping the Coyote, aren't we?" Tim sighed, already accepting his fate, which was further solidified when Tim's phone dinged once again.

Happily Ever Afterlife sent a photo

[Danny sitting next to the Coyote, the Coyote resting his head on Danny's lap fast asleep]

Happily Ever Afterlife: what do you think of the name Owl? or maybe Vulture works better? ohmyancientshejustyawned!

Tim shook his head fondly, a soft smile on his lips as he got into his car, texting a quick reply that he was on his way home, and they'd discuss the "dog" once he got home. Danny's response was a string of heart emojis.

[seraphichana]

Tim calls Harley to ask for canine training tips, she gains a new exotic pet bestie. Damian was eavesdropping and followed along.

[chubs-deuce]

(Rocky might be a little bit homesick)

Not pictured:

the crab pinching his finger 5 seconds later and him reflexively yeeting it into the sea - he feels so bad about it until Grace explains that beach crabs like that are semi-aquatic animals anyways and won't drown, he basically just sent it home

[darkkittyart]

“I’m here… I’m not going anywhere” 🌑🚀

A strange solar storm caused electrical problems aboard the Hail Mary. A worried Grace finds Rocky amid the chaos. Rocky’s dazed and confused after waking up human. Completely overwhelmed by painful blinding lights, colors, smells. All strange things he’s never experienced before.

[kiodja]

comm

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[jube-art]

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"Sorry, Stratt, our culture and humanity doesn't have soulmates like Eridians do, I take medication to stop the constant song that tells me humanity could build engines better and also that it's gone mad from loneliness."

[chaosandfanfic]

DPxDC Fanfic Idea: Lore Drop

Danny travels through time and across the universe a lot. Mostly because he has an agreement with Clockwork and the Observants that if he does so they'll give him heads up if he's about to experience something that might drive him crazy, but also because he just likes to travel and visit alien civilizations.

As a result of his travels, he ends up learning a lot of cool things. Cool things that he doesn't realize are super big deals because he is learning them when they very much aren't. Stuff like various cultural rights and traditions of Krypton, how to construct Martian bio-ships, the origins of Themyscira... To him, they are just neat little tidbits, like people mentioning how Otters have favorite rocks. To the Justice League, and particularly to those from nearly dead species and cultures, everything he randomly drops lore on is a much bigger deal.

[yexerrr]

a bunch of eridian! grace and a little bit of rocktiz.

[c4ndyc41n]

co-working (and co-shrimping) ft. rocktiz

remembering I have free will so I veryyy self indulgently made his 5th limb a mechanical claw-like extension… for no particular reason at all 🤓

[pcuaccount]

I have noticed Rocky interpretations of him being more uniquely bossy and rude which do make sense this rock is swearing up a storm real quick to this alien during that tapping scene. Bossy and rude is just canon but he is very charming. But I saw an additional idea of Rocky actually having more carvings than a typical Eridian and his (like one of two in the movie) outfits looking more like a typical engineers toolbelt means Grace’s first impression of Eridians is one punk blunt asshole. We saw the human team, half of their budget was alcohol. If you choose the best and brightest of your planet it’s a mixed bag of personalities. Grace’s first impression of Erid and he’s like “Wow they’re taking so much care to be professional and nice, it’s impressive. Being very careful with any misunderstandings. They’re REALLY restraining themselves” and Rocky who made first contact with an alien and then threatened to throw Grace out the airlock if he doesn’t go to bed on time is pretending wow that’s cool they’re just that nice I guess

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]