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discreet45

fiztheancient

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

jerkstorecalling

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

toolusingmammalgirl

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

sm1j-deactivated20260310

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

quackatomic

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

v1leblood

they're saying coffin flop's not a show. it's just hours and hours of footage of real people falling out of coffins at funerals. there's no explanation, just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting the pavement. they're saying-- it's impossible that that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day. and it's impossible that one out of every five of them are nude. i don't know what to tell you bud! we're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out! they're saying 'no way, you must have rigged something' I DIDN'T DO FUCKING SHIT. I DIDN'T RIG SHIT. I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR A HIT ON CORNCOB TV. I DIDN'T FUCKING DO THIS. they're saying we don't have the permissions of the family. i say we don't need permissions of the family. we're allowed to show 'em nude cause they ain't got no soul. the guys at Spectrum think i'm just some dumb hick. they said that to Me attt a dinner. call Spectrum and say "I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS. THERE'S WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS." this world's fucking so fucked up. and people are mad at me because i showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? really? I'M DONE. do what you want. pull the plug. i'll kill y ou