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shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?
also shane at 4am in the morning:
not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil
your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)
Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are
Can't get this on any other website, folks!
Twitter and tiktok are like a coral reef
It’s loud and bright and productive and glamorous. It’s fast-paced and things cycle through the environment in hours. Everyone is trying to fight for their position in the food chain and stay Relevant. There are lots of pretty things to look at. If something gets Popular it has an impact on everything around it, for a brief time until the next big thing arrives. To an outside observer it’s chaos but to those involved it has order, reason, a Purpose.
Tumblr is like a deep-sea ecosystem.
Things are slow and weird. Memes bounce around for years and even decades. People exist in their little isolated hydrothermal vent communities of mutuals. Sometimes something big happens (suez canal, November 5th, Queen Lizzie kickin’ it) and we all gather around like a whale fall but for the most part we’re just snootling around in the sand doing whatever the fuck. Occasionally someone comes down and shines their flashlight around and immediately leaves and tells their friends about what freaky shit we have going on in the depths. We don’t care. We’re very busy talking about Our Friend Jonathan from a book published in the 1800s like worms slowly digesting the bones of a long-dead organism.
in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc
I didn’t even look at the name I was just like damn I hope so too thanks
seem tired
everyone tag your newly discovered genders
once i was on a lichen field trip and we drove past a cemetery and my lichen professor was like “graveyards!!!!! great for lichens!!!!!” and i thought he was joking until i found this 2 minutes ago and realized he was serious
my cat smells like dirt, car tires, and fish
This post is dedicated to everyone who keeps saying that Kinder Morgan’s oil pipeline expansion will make British Columbia rich.
[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]
well i’ve apparently decided to use part of my final project and final exam studying time to teach myself about renewable energy