you don't want me sucking you down

what's all that young life been wasted on?

[radioheadfan12]

Jarvis Cocker erectile dysfunction moodboard (F2U)

[kidpix-album-covers]

Pulp - His 'n' Hers (1994)

(requested by @jerseybumpkin)

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[dogpuppy]

[spineofthenight]

and if the common people bus crashes into usssss

[cazyhazemave]

becky from @jlaudio 's incredible dirties fic that hurt me and i love her

[veeranger]

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

[kuipernebula]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[supergameboytwo]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[zonesoftime]

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

[veeranger]

[tabloidsores]

someone needs to stop this blue guy

[veeranger]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[threedollarsdotcom]

our shareholders hate all life on earth so company policy is total destruction

[25watts]

the social network 2010 dir. david fincher

[kushblazer666]

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[creepiingjean]

Jarvis Cocker photographed by Gie Knaeps at Werchter Festival, Belgium, 1998 ⋆˚꩜｡

[fizzypop-fountain]

System Things as Scott The Woz Clips

[semiplural]

Passing along a metaphor that we've been using lately when telling offline friends that we're plural:

"It might help to think of us as being like employees at a company. Up until recently, you've known us as the company we work at (our legal or shared name). The company isn't a person on its own, though. You can't talk to Microsoft or Adobe- there's just a bunch of guys manning the phone lines. We're the guys manning the phone lines."

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[frontlinedancers]

You can put anything on these thangs