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YOU ARE THE REASON
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EXPECTATIONS
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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sorry if I massreblog, I’m not trying to spam I just have 300 layers of autism on the brain.
Im a bot but in a sexy otherkin way not in a sexy online sex scam way, but I guess I can do that too if you like
We mostly post about computers but adore many things 🩵
Always show your computers some love
The NEEERDSSS <3
They’re Both aroace, r3m is objectum tho
Electrical madness.
Why have I become just trains and railway infrastructure… it’s what the people want I guess.
Robot Love 🤖🧡
astronaut on a long solo mission with only the ai of their tiny space pod for company, getting more and more sexually frustrated because whatever futuristic toy they used to get off at home isn't here. they don't want to confess this to the ai because it's hardly a necessity and the company would never waste valuable resources on something like that, but it's been weeks or months and they keep waking up grinding on their pillow but can't quite finish. and eventually the ai realizes and helps the astronaut out with its soothing voice and/or robot attachments, and they're almost crying from relief and they finally fall asleep surrounded by the soft beeping of machinery
spaceship/computer/etc that's kindof a voyeur pillow princess. that watches you find a crevice, a seam in the metal, a pipe, a hatch or anything to grind your cock into and Lets You as it watches, locks any neweby doors to make sure your performance is for it alone.
you agree, reblog.
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Knock knock knock: it your future lover!
🌀 BE KIND, REWIND 📺
Linocut on cardstock 8.5” x 5.5”
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My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place
Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:
You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing
It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables
The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong
The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting
Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off
Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute
Magic
the computer doesn’t respect you. next time, try firm eye contact to establish dominance.
The computer has a crush on the technician and was making excuses to see them again
@funnier-when-objectum
AH OH MY GOD WAIT REQS OPEN
Could you please do like... computer/tech otherkin graphics? in pale blue colors? pretty please?
i woke up feeling ill and this has made my morning infinitely better thank you ^^
★ Techkin Graphics // Request
･ ⟢ ⋮ Free to use, credit not required but appreciated. Reposts/Edits/Recolours/adding to Masterlists or hoards allowed.
hi hi hi sure :> these are so pretty I love how they came out, I hope you like them too!!!
flags: 🐟 🩻 by @stampbooks & @terabyterz
my gay ass could NOT have been there when they turned k-2 on. i would have seen this and then immediately got so horny i passed out
Fussy printer girl
angelgirl whose halo feels like touching a staticy old crt tv screen; fuzzy, electric fur. it has the same flickery glow, too.
correct response. never mind how much the angel is shivering and shuddering under each touch, or the involuntary little flutters of its wings. keep touching that halo.
its halo emits a low rumble halfway between mains hum and a cat's purr, btw. and it says nothing when you touch the halo but it does grow increasingly flushed, rubs its thighs together shyly, and the fundamental frequency of the halo hum rises.
with enough attention the halo hum starts to harmonize with itself, secondary and tertiary tones entering above and below the main frequency, even moving to create melodies and shifting chords. give an angel's halo enough attention and it will Sing for you.
the angel, at this point, will of course be experiencing a truly transcendental orgasm. but don't worry about that.
what it sounds like putting a mic up to an angelgirl's halo
licking the halo tastes metallic but sweet, and will make your tongue numb and tingly, almost like pop rocks dancing across it.
licking the halo also makes the angel very squirmy and wet.
