[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[chiikawagifs]

[teathattast]

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[drunkenhills]

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

[savvylikeyeahhh]

freedom

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

[suzoar]

Actually Ive decided to be angry now

[iischaos]

Just a reminder that Bilbo wrote The Hobbit. Bilbo could say whatever the fuck he liked. Bilbo could definitely say Thorin died in the battle if he wanted all the nosy people to leave him and his husband alone.

[silverarrowdreamer]

You cannot. Hide this. In the tags 🤣

#alternatively how do we even know there was a battle?#bilbo watching the orc armies get buried under a random landside: ...yeah we're going to have to come up with something better than this#the dragon didn't actually burn down laketown there was actually an unfortunate cooking accident#thranduil reading over bilbo's shoulder: make sure i come across as absolutely amazing#bard: can i talk to birds?#thorin: can we skip over the part where we got so lost we ended up in gondor for like a week#bilbo: thorin that's like half the quest#thorin: please#bilbo: ...fine. you're lucky i love you#the dwarves were actually partying with the elves in mirkwood#but then they got super drunk and fell asleep in the barrels#and the elves accidentally shipped them downriver#bilbo: i'm going to have to change most of your names so they all rhyme because otherwise no one is going to be able to remember them all#legolas: can you just... write me out? i'll appear in your movies to up your cool factor#bilbo totally upping his own suffering the whole time to make people feel bad for him#gandalf: why am i missing half the time?#bilbo: ...yeah to be honest i forgot you were there for like three chapters#so it was easier to pretend you ran off and write two paragraphs about that than go back and put you in those chapters#bilbo writing the gollum chapter: i outsmarted him and played this whole game with him#also bilbo: what actually happened? oh i bitch slapped the shit out of that thing and then ran the other way#i got that invisibility ring thingy when it got stuck in my hair after i tripped and fell on my way out#this becomes the biggest prank in middle earth's history#dwalin: thorin what are you doing#thorin lying on his back on a stone slab with his sword and the shiny rock that bilbo insisted they make up a whole backstory for: i'm dead#thranduil sitting in his husband's lap drinking wine: and then i threw them in the dungeons because i got sick of dealing with them#dain: i don't know what's going on but for some reason i'm king now#anyway the point is bilbo is a lying liar who lies

[ministarfruit]

I have a legolas plush and a marcille plush that hang out on my shelf so I thought I'd draw them together… elf buddies!

[kushblazer666]

[deodorantdenier]

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

[the-timewatcher]

like this

[prokopetz]

You need to understand that twenty years ago this was considered the pinnacle of online culture.

[stcrlghts]

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

[fridaydokifan]

I LOVE HIM

[because-im-freaking-greed]

I know we all know that toph loves to cuss, but I just realized

She had an extremely sheltered upbringing, then when she snuck out to fight, she went to the Earth Kingdom version of WWE, which, if it’s like real world WWE, is family entertainment, and she never spent time backstage, she came she fought she left

I don’t think Toph knows any swear words

[lostfan10000]

She learns to swear from team avatar and becomes all powerful.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

I don’t think Sokka or Katara would know swears either; they grew up in a village consisting of them, Gram Gram, and a bunch of little kids and their moms

I don’t know if the airbenders taught aang swears or not but I know he’s not really the type to swear anyway

Zuko, on the other hand, spent about 3 years of his life as a young angry teenager surrounded by sailors

[waterbenderkat]

Zuko and Suki teach the Gaang to cuss— the Avatar spinoff.

[master-katara]

Zuko when he joins Team Avatar

[captainkirkk]

Toph’s REAL life-changing field trip

[wrenchinator-central]

Toph when Zuko stubs his toe and lets out a string of curses

[softlyghostly]

[franzkafkagf]

new obsession character unlocked

[mochacoffee]

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[commandtower-solring-go]

So much to do, so much to see, we'll take our leave and go

[werewolfpresident]

Didn't make sense not to live for fun: to bring us sugar and tea and rum

[mulattafury]

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

[source]

[ka-waltz]

the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[mortimermcmirestinks]