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Elle/19/🏳️‍🌈

[frogbestfriend]

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

[leepacey]

behold my masterpiece

[pointnclick]

the fact ppl are taking screenshots of funny tumblr blaze posts instead of reblogging them and giving the posts engagement, as intended, has a certain je ne c'est quoi

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

The Spy Kids movies have the exact vibe of when you and your friends are running around in the backyard creating an elaborate story based entirely around whatever random nonsense happens to be lying around.  This empty happy meal box is a computer.  If I spin this bop-it the right way it will unlock the secret door.  We have to get to the jets! (The jets are the swings).  My little sister says her pigtails spin around and let her fly and we all agree with that.  These swim goggles let me see through walls.  There are a series of stepping stones leading to a big rock in the middle of the garden.  The rock is the office of the Head Spy and the dirt is actually a bottomless pit, so you have to be careful when you jump across.  The bad guys have disabled all our weapons but my necklace is actually a secret super cool weapon that works anyway!  There’s logic and continuity but only as much as a bunch of five-to-twelve year olds can keep straight without bothering to keep notes or look up any science facts they don’t already happen to know.  This is not a complaint.

[rubykgrant]

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

[naomster]

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

[randomslasher]

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

[damnerd]

Stuart Little came out in 1999

[boggblog]

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[foldingfittedsheets]

I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

Help support a queer artist: Ko fi, Redbubble, Teepublic

[thevictoriafoxfun]

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[snowylynxx]

[rozunderpressure]

Every time you point a finger, there are 3 pointing back at you...

[the-haiku-bot]

Every time you

point a finger, there are 3

pointing back at you…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[catchymemes]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

I didnt notice til the end that the Contact is named “My boss”

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[sosaysdean]

“hasn’t been profitable since 2006” has me in TEARS PLS DBDNDKDMDND

[kaban-bang]

[cidnangarlond]

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

[cidnangarlond]

everyone saying "please" in the tags we're gonna get through 2022 together and by god we're gonna do it with bowls of our favorite soup to keep us company and happy

[dvoyd]

Happy New Years (cautious)

[cyanide-latte]

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[willwriteforhugs]

no way home felt like watching a 250k+ word fanfiction play out in real life