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Product Placement
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noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.
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@frozenchaos5
Ladies gentlemen and things of unknown origin I present you spider-sparkle the ship of twilight sparkle and Peter Parker
I did not see that coming
They even have kids it all started when some author wrote a fic then paid several artists to make pics of several types sexy and non sexy both in pony and human form its something else to see a pony Peter Parker and twilight sparkle in intercourse
7Uh, Kristoff, old buddy. Remember when I said "Happy wife, happy life?
Yeah. At least it's just Anna, THIS TIME! Looks like she'd just plain dump you into the fjord, HEAD FIRST!
🤣🤣
Reminds me of the old saying that was relegated to the Southern Sheriff's back in the day; "You in a heap a trouble, boy!" 😂
Ladies gentlemen and things of unknown origin I present you spider-sparkle the ship of twilight sparkle and Peter Parker
It is done!
This was awesome fun to do - three days worth of watercolours? Yes please! <3
The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly.
The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.
Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.
Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement.
And there’s now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces.
Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?
wiki article about the mold
LOVE that mold!
okay but
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy was someone shooting it with a kalashnikov
Because the drill didn’t work, duh.
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
When all you have is something to be drilled, everything looks like a drill.
“The Elephants Foot is almost as if it is a living creature”
okay is no one else deeply worried about that line
am I the only one concerned that there might be a radioactive monster living under Chernobyl that kills all who look at it
Im here for the Radioactive Medusa AU
The fact they for some reason felt the need to shoot at it worries me
Amazing Spider-Girl #16 Writer: Tom DeFalco, Pencils: Ron Frenz
Getting laid and getting off are both amazing but getting laid off sucks
by Marvelous_Writer
(Set a few months after Avengers Infinity War, where the team was able to undo Thanos’ snap and bring everyone back.)
It’s Thanksgiving and Peter’s been staying at the Compound for a few days while May has been away on a business trip. Tony and Pepper are excited to be hosting their first Thanksgiving as an engaged couple for the team and Peter is beyond nervous to be in a room filled with Avengers.
Everything is perfect. The table is set, the food is on the table, and everyone is seated and accounted for… everyone except for May.
That’s when the phone call comes in and Peter’s life is shattered.
Words: 4957, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, Gen
Characters: Peter Parker, Spider-Man, May Parker (Spider-Man), Tony Stark, Iron Man, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Flash Thompson, Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Wanda Maximoff, Thor, Scott Lang, Cassie Lang, Janet Van Dyne, Ant-Man, Wasp, Sam Wilson, James “Bucky” Barnes
Relationships: May Parker & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Happy Hogan, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts, Peter Parker & Avengers Team, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Peter Parker, Tony Stark/Pepper Potts, Tony Stark & Avengers Team
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Heavy Angst, Fluff, Precious Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Hurt Peter Parker, Poor Peter Parker, spider son, Iron Dad, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Parent Tony Stark, Ned Leeds is a Good Bro, Michelle Jones Is a Good Bro, Domestic Avengers, Avengers Family, Awesome Pepper Potts, Post-Spider-Man: Homecoming, Post-Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie), Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Insomnia, Anxiety, Nightmares, Thanksgiving, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, seriously grab a box of tissues for this one, i’m sorry in advance
bring on the winter time Peter headcanons
- he’s a serial clothes stealer. he has ned’s hat and mj’s scarf on top of his own coat and gloves. they don’t mind. Peter can really pull off the ‘I’m a hobo don’t mind me’ look
- if you have a blanket, Peter will disappear into it. he’s cold. it’s warm. it’s simple science. the blanket forts Thicken
- Peter accepts more hugs in the winter (not like he doesn’t anyway) and is almost constantly attached to someone
- cold red nose. boop. the rosy winter cheeks. squish em
- the hair curls are Freed to Protect his stupid self from the snowflakes
- hat hair
- HAT HAIR
- Peter is Huge because Layers
Like
- you could poke him and ur hand would disappear into the sheer amount of clothing he wears
- wears blankets around the place like a cloak
- trips over blanket
- stays on floor
- eats all food
- is just a puppy
- throws stupid self into snow despite how he’s susceptible to it
- please add more I’ll never get enough of winter time Peter
-Has 15 blankets and comforters to sleep with at night because he’s a cold boy.
-His room is a complete 15 degrees hotter than the rest of the house, yet he complains he’s still cold. -Peter drinks a hot chocolate and/or tea daily ignoring the numerous complaints of “Peter stop that much sugar can put you into a coma” because it makes him warm and fuzzy inside. -Even with the cold, Peter loves the snow and every open opportunity is spent with making snowmen and just playing around.
-Patrolling in the snow is super fun, (even if there are fewer crimes because no one wants to do it when it’s cold outside), he just enjoys swinging around.
-Comes inside and everyone melts because his hair is full of snowflakes and his cheeks are as red as can be.
-Starts decorating for Christmas as soon as it’s November 1st. Everyone pretends to hate it, but can’t because Peter is just a bouncing ball of energy and excitement
-It makes him so happy when winter arrives.
bakes christmas cookies in the shape of little spiders and arc reactors
tony loves them and eats almost half (even though they’re not the best, it’s just so cute)
hot. chocolate. with ALL the candy. whipped cream, marshmallows, candy canes, peppermints, sprinkles, you name it, peter’s got it
he wears reindeer antlers, even when patrolling. he becomes a meme and trends on tumblr for the entirety of the christmas season
has been singing christmas songs since 12:00 am on november 1st
everyone in the compound pretends to be annoyed by the constant singing (but they really can’t because it’s actually pretty good and godDAMN it it’s Christmas
peter’s just so soft for christmas and it’s great
KEEP EM COMING WE BUFF UP THE CHRISTMAS PETER TAG
-EPIC SNOWBALL FIGHTS with the team
-Ice skating at Central Park. Peter tries to show off with a flip or a spin or something dumb and just ends up wiped out on his butt. Everyone is laughing including him.
-One time Peter wander off into the forest near the compound and CAME BACK WITH A LIVE DEER. They were just chillin. It followed him home.
-ChRiStMaS LiGhT wAtChInG. Ugh he looks so cute in the soft lighting
-The Nutcracker performs at some fancy theatre and Tony bought tickets for the Squad because Culture™
-SCARVES. SRSLY CAN U IMAGINE PETER ALL BUNDLED UP WITH HIS FACE IN A SCARF AND HIS DUMB FREAKING HEART MELTING GRIN AND SNOWFLAKES IN HIS CURLS I JSUT AMGHHGDZLHFZHLFZHLF
-Iron Legion taking part in the snow flghts, Pepper put a stop to it once the black eye count got too high
-Peter is actually a really good ice skater. He practices all the tricks in his spare time. Tony is his coach.
-The team plays hockey on a lake near the compound. They all suck at it but are ferocious fighters and would give their life to get a goal. Peter and Tony are never on the same team and so it leads to one on one fights over the puck as the rest watch with laughter.
-Peter loves the Nutcracker, it has good music. Tony got them backstage passes.
-Tony helped May and Peter set the Christmas lights in their apartment. Peter returned the favor by helping decorate the penthouse.
- Peter finds a squirrel at the park and it’s quite happy to just sit in his sleeve, when he’s at the compound Tony asks him what the lump is and Peter just goes ‘oh that’s just (insert cute/meaningful name) he’s just hibernating’
- Spider-Man webbing people up with special edition red and green Christmas themed webs which he made specifically for November/December
- Peter seems to have perpetually cold hands, even when he’s wearing fingerless gloves in the lab, whenever he hands Tony a tool he needs, the mechanic always drops it when he feels how excruciatingly cold Peter’s lil fingers are
- Spider-Man wrapping up the worst criminals (he’s already webbed up) in tinsel whole he’s waiting for the cops
- Peter HAS to be the one who puts the star/angel at the top of the tree, but he’s so short he climbs up the wall to get there first and beat Clint and Thor
- Tony makes a seperate batch of non alcoholic Christmas time drinks for Peter and laughs when he complains about not being a kid
- MJ And Ned running a secret Spider-Man blog where they photoshop him into Christmas cards
- Tony always goes full-out when it comes to Christmas cards, he turns one room into a realistic winter wonderland and gets a snow machine while everyone takes the group photo (one in costume for the press and one without costumes just for themselves)
- Peter and May trying to make Christmas cookies and ruining the first eight batches before they finally get them right(ish)
- Spider-Man helping to put the lights on the tallest trees so they can be ready for Christmas
-Peter’s Christmas Wish list consists of nothing but socks and mittens since his fingers and toes are always cold. Plus he loses them all the time
-Tony made Spiderman cookies for the Christmas Party, they were disturbingly realistic
-Peter keeps sneaking sips of alcoholic drinks from other Avengers and ends up singing Oh Holy Night at the top of his lungs
Reblog and select your fighter
Tiana looks like she could murder a man in 9 different ways with that rolling pin so I gotta pick her
Sorry but im gonna go with the woman who has a kill count in the thousands its mulan for me
roses are red,
this year peter won’t see snow,
mr. stark,
i don’t wanna go
Op turn on your location just wanna chat
roses are red,
the soul world isn’t jolly,
[peter parker voice]
OP TURN ON YOUR LOCATION
I JUST WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH YOU
roses are red,
and so are his eyes,
as he rises from where
his child just died.
roses are red,
and so are his hands,
stained with wine and blood,
and a thousand failed plans.
roses are red,
and so is his heart,
beating, yet broken,
without stop or start.
roses are red,
and so is the sky,
when he gets back to the earth,
that he’d left behind.
roses are red,
and so’s father christmas,
but tony has tried
for a million wishes and
roses are red.
his life has turned grey
all of the colour
was stolen away.
Reblogging for the roses are red poem wow
Would block Tony antis:
Would reblog Tony antis:
I hope you don’t mind if I expand this.
Would write 800 words meta on why Tony is not a villain, with proper citations:
Would browse the anti tag and pick fights:
Would create a Tony Stark Defence Squad Discord server:
*softly* yes. This is, by far, the more accurate version.
Please add Happy and Harley and Gary in Iron Man 3.
Would send 1-2 word responses to antis’ posts like "lol” and “ur wrong” just to irritate them:
Would totally send anon hate to antis:
tony stark is ur fave’s fave
Would write Tony Stark Think Pieces detailing both his good and bad qualities but ultimately coming to the conclusion that Tony Stark is a hero
Makes Tony Stark Memes and Incorrect quotes.
Makes Tony Stark thirst posts.
It got better
Makes Tony Stark fanfiction based off of thirst tweets. Pretends he doesn’t know what fanfiction is when confronted.
IT GOT EVEN BETTER
Wheres thor?
Gets confused about why all his friends are on their phones all time but also he still has no idea how to use human technology
if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you
😧😧😧😧
thottled water
it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever
Lmao bih
English isn’t a language, it’s three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
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DEATH WANTS TO BONE
spell your username without using the letters in your name
mine is ptipi
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Zndayaclmn
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Frzhs5
this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”
Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him
Hey please don’t type these words ever again
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