vampires welcome

A friendly user who acknowledges that the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead as we all pretend to sleep. He/Him, (profile: art from board game Root)

[thesmegalodon]

you all need to be my minions i think it’d be wonderful if we made hope posting a trend on tumblr

[zsx-cbr]

[kilosink]

They are asking (respectfully) to see your coin collection (no intentions of taking to add to their horde)

[moreleafedclovers]

@slightlydraconic

[fairycosmos]

crossfaded off cheese and a crackerrrrr

[quasi-normalcy]

Why do so many Japanese urban legends seem to involve a dialogue tree that you need to follow very carefully?

[quasi-normalcy]

It's just the interactive element that seems characteristic. Like I hear a claim that, at some point, "everyone dreams of a village littered with blue corpses, and if they trip and fall then they will die in their sleep and become one of them" and ai just immediately know before I even check that, yes, this urban legend originated in Japan.

[lizardsfromspace]

[quasi-normalcy]

"Am I pretty?"

"I don't know, you're wearing a mask."

"How about now?"

"...I'd say you're a definite four--" (*remembers that four is bad luck in East Asia because it sounds like death*) "FIVE! I meant five! Definitely meant five!"

[sistersorrow]

According to Wikipedia, that could actually work according to some versions of the legend

"You're kinda mid, tbh" or "I don't have time for questions" are both valid responses

Maybe chuck some Werther's Originals at her for safe measure

[thefloatingstone]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

[guy60660]

Xavier Escala

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[rosieandthemoon]

owl cigarette box, 1915

[pmamtraveller]

Hand Lantern Print illustrated by artist Jessica Roux

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[taurzza]

oh to be loved by the sun

[miamaimania]

Savior Convent, Voronezh region, Russia — rock-hewn Orthodox cave church with painted icons and onion domes carved into a chalk cliff.

[elierlick]

There is still time. It's never too late to transition