slime goth

i'm not here to put boots on a caterpillar

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

[powerfulwizard]

Men when they’re about to use the bathroom but they notice scattered pieces of wet toilet paper on the floor

[emi-grover-deactivated20240818]

is this really suggesting that men eat wet toilet paper off the floor

[powerfulwizard]

Yeah I feel like that is obvious? I literally included a gif of a man eating wet toilet paper off the floor as evidence.

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

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[thingsfromthedirt]

[content-froggregator]

Those of you without your glasses on may be asking: "why are there fruit gummies on this leaf?"

The answer: these are some absolutely stunning Glass Frogs! You can see straight through these little dudes' skin!

[frogmp3]

fuit gummy

[srsfunny]

Hospital T-Rex

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

[king-in-yellow]

Lol when my appendix burst, I had initially refused to go to the ER because it was a Saturday night (which are always busy helltimes for ERs of course) - and when I arrived I was told there were eight people ahead of me. I agreed and just asked for something to drink and something for the nausea. They took my vital signs, looked at each other, and then whisked me back immediately to a room and within five minutes the ER attending physician came in (as opposed to a resident physician).

“Hahaha, holy shit, am I dying?” I asked him - because HOSPITAL T-REX IS CORRECT

[ionlylooklikeahipster]

Okay but the T-Rex has abs drawn onto it in pen.

[christopher-bryant]

P90 Rex

[assignment53]

Yes!

[stream]

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill

An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael (Paul Walker), a murdered high school student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy (Denise Richards).

[letyourheartfly85]

…..I’m sorry what?

[edgebug]

scaly pride

[gothiethefairy]

[pangolyn]

You left out the best part of the whole movie! They can’t get his body back, so for some reason the solution is to have his brain live in a jar in Tammy’s room. The film closes with Tammy performing a striptease for her jar-brain boyfriend

[hallucinationhorrors]

And the unreleased original cut is ultra-gory! Unreleased UNTIL NOW, I mean… they have it on SHUDDER!

[aquatthewailord]

Jiggly Ditto jello!

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[stunningpicture]

[sasquatchbeefjerky]

wats he doin

[hydro-homies]

You know the drill

[mystical-flute]

My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

[13-vampires-in-a-coat]

I don’t know who is behind this Twitter account, but I think I’m in love just a little.

[lespoopypodle]

They’re funny

[local-ragamuffin]

Don’t crime

[lespoopypodle]

Yeah

[tiktoks-we-like]

[bew-berry]

But why do they sound like Zim gagging? I 😂

[peachy-tooru]

[mooncakespastel-deactivated2021]

[niknak79]

[homosexualpanicattack]

Hereditary (2018)

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

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[nchntd]

In the club