I'm a Chad

I've been stuck on tumblr too long. free me 27 f

[aletheyass]

i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion

[winfieldblue]

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[soupcowboy]

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[toastbutteregg]

w h y

[kalichnikov]

[mumblesplash]

HETALIA IS REAL????????

[mumblesplash]

I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE THAT THING WHERE EVERYONE WAS DRAWING WEBSITES AS ANIME TWINKS BUT FOR COUNTRIES BUT NO ITS A

FUCKEING

ANIME

[mumblesplash]

i’m going to watch it

[mumblesplash]

[mumblesplash]

maybe it is possible to be racist to italians

[mumblesplash]

There Are Thirteen Seasons.

[mumblesplash]

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS LIKE A DAY OLD

[mumblesplash]

[theweirdhybrid]

YOUR MAJESTY WHY WOULD YOU WATCH HETALIA KNOWING WHAT IT IS

[mumblesplash]

you know what. it was all worth it. for you

[pukicho]

High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.

[rosiedisaster]

No shit dumbass

[pukicho]

I am going to nibble off your ligaments

[several-pots-of-coffee]

No one in the nice dimension says stuff like this.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

If 👌👈 is the symbol of sex and 👈 is the man and 👌 is the woman, with that logic, 👉👈 is gay sex and 👌👌 is lesbian sex. In this essay, I will.

[chronicallyjasper]

Gaud, 👉🏻👈🏻 is literally a sign in ASL for gay sex-

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[nflstreet]

this post had tumblr in a chokehold in 2013

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

[natalieironside]

Me when I want to reblog a post but it's tagged "freaks dni"

[gamecubist]

obsessed with this interaction

[eufonius]

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[mockiatoh]

This post changed us fundamentally

[cowboybaedling]

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

[curesforwritersblock]

spotify watching me listen to megan thee stallion, doja cat, marina, and lorde all in the span of an hour:

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

Actually Spotify looks like this while it watches you listen to four very popular musicians on the top 100 charts.

[bryansomething]

Same vibes

[mulderscully]

me: i miss 2012 tumblr

*scrolls thru @heritageposts*

me: nevermind

[heritageposts]

[porterr-robinson]

[256gb]

this is the spiritual sequel to wrow