Who Kicks A Fucking Cat?

You can call me Kia if you’re feeling brave. Perpetually one episode behind // no spoiler warnings we die like men

[drawnsnake]

Big fan of this expression/vibe in a character

+ Edit: THIS!!

[revvethasmythh]

It truly was one of the most insane things that liam rocked up to c2 like “you know how I’m going to learn world building details? by reading smut books” and then matt had to design a whole smut shop for him

[wakethedevils]

the mighty nein as spotify playlists from that one post

beau:

caleb:

jester:

yasha:

caduceus:

nott:

fjord:

molly:

[daturanerium]

caleb interacts with fire the same way lactose intolerant people interact with dairy

[cranesofibycus]

inspirational dancing with keyleth | 1x106 

I wanted to make a gif set out of this but honestly you deserve to watch (and listen to) this moment of complete madness in its entirety 

[acleverforgery]

The Crit Role cast is drift compatible

[animatedamerican]

I’ve watched this scene I don’t know how many times before, but the closeup focus on each player as they join in just adds a whole level of awesome.

You really do have to be drift compatible to pull off something like this, or honestly even to try to.

[jungwildeandfree]

one thing that always kills me about the CR cast is their absolutely overpowering parrot-like energy for pop culture references. travis asks matt; “are there people on the street?” and sam, laura, and mishmash all freeze for half a second, before all simultaneously launching into “PEOPLE ON THE STREET,” from Under Pressure at slightly different times, in slightly different tones, and only Sam makes it to the “ BADADEEDADEP” before breaking down laughing. 

[darringtonshorthalt]

exhibit B

[randomfandoms2004]

someday i just wanna compile a whole video full of moments where they all break out into song, because goddamnit if doesn’t make my heart swell with absolute joy.

[siriusdraws]

The Mighty Nein

[cranberrybogfrog]

Idk anything about critical roll (role?) but what I DO know is that Mollied Mauk Tealeaf guy has the sexiest design of any character I’ve seen in my LIFE, bro

[caitmayart]

Jester would absolutely be a lovey drunk and everyone loves her more for it.

[danlimlim-art]

SIXTY NEIN EPISODES NEXT THURSDAY!!!

[apollinaresart]

soft selkie Yasha

[arienigenadelespacio-deactivate]

She’ll always be mine (myrtle, heliotrope, wood hyacinth, cedar, gardenia, forget-me-not, ivy and fennel)

[punkyy-bear]

It upsets me when people are like “Marisha makes beau too sexual. Shes putting her sexuality over her character” but people didnt complain almost at all about Scanlan being sexual as hell

[owls-in-oak-trees]

I believe this fits

[200mgcaffeine]

The M9′s Gaydar: A Definitive Ranking

Funny story is, I started drafting a post like this moooooonths ago. The results have stayed pretty stable over the interim though, so I figure it won’t do too much harm to publish

Caleb. He has the most powerful gaydar of them all. While he was at Soltryce he developed a Detect Gay spell and he casts it as a cantrip whenever he walks into a room. Are you wlw? He knows. Are you mlm? He probably knows. Not only that, but he is the most fervent and aggressive Defender of the Gays around. He will loudly proclaim your gayness and defend you with his life from any straight nonsense aimed in your direction.

Beau. She does have gaydar, though it’s not terribly strong. But she doesn’t in fact really need one because her Lesbian Vibes are so strong that she forces any real wlw in a ten mile radius to pause and take notice of her as she flexes and Jersey Shore shirt lifts her way around town. Don’t need a gaydar if you flirt with all the ladies!

Yasha. She doesn’t have even a smidgen of a gaydar, but she’s such catnip to wlw that she doesn’t need one. Every single one of them in a ten mile radius will flock to her side and beg for her attention–an effortless magnetic power Beau desperately wishes she had.

Caduceus. He has a fantastic gaydar, possibly even overpowering Caleb’s…..if he ever cared to use it. As it is he sort of seems to throw up his hands and step out of the conversation when attraction comes up.

Fjord. The poor man has only the slightest of gaydars (enough to detect Beau and not much else), but he can for certain detect the presence of straight women because they are always, always flirting with him, and someone needs to save him.

Jester. She does not actually have any gaydar, but she makes up for it by just assuming everyone is a little willing to fuck everyone. Don’t need a gaydar if everyone’s bi in your world!

Nott. She tried to set up Beau with Caleb once. She is Straight Brain personified. Learning, growing with time yes……but no gaydar, and many straight assumptions. Set her free.

[bloodyshadow1]

New mighty nein formation idea codename the nuke. Caduceus casts holy weapon on beau again giving her the extra 2d8 radient damage per attack, caleb hastes her giving her +2ac and an extra attack, and jester casts another buff on her like shield of faith. Then beau lights up her gloves and the charges in destroying everything in her path. Nott, fjord, and yasha follow to give support if needed

[crayfishcoffee]

the true design design challenge is trying to condense molly into a more minimalist style. he refuses to go quietly

[indigoire]

Matt’s NPCs: *calls Fjord small* Fjord, every time: