Arc-Swapped Au: how is Jaune feeling after getting back and getting hear everyone talk about how amazing Jeanne was?
Well that was fast. The first prompt was barely five minutes old, and here someone is already asking for a sequel.
Pyrrha: Jaune! You’re back!
Ren: It's a relief to see you again.
Jaune: Naww… Thanks guys.
Pyrrha: Yeah, we went to bed, and when we woke up, and it’s your highly attractive female version of you!
Nora: She was really hot!
Jaune: Of course you’d say that…
Ren: Were the two of you swapped; She came here to your world, and you went to hers?
Jaune: Yeah pretty much; Everyone on Team RWBY were guys, as well as you, Pyrrha.
Jaune: You were a girl, Ren.
Jaune: And, you were still a girl Nora.
Nora: As I should be; I am a multiuniversal constant. There will only be one Nora. And, I will be a girl!
Jaune: So yeah… W-What was it like to having Jeanne here?
Pyrrha: Oh she was wonderful to have around! She was always so bright, and cheerful to have around! And, she looked absolutely beautiful!
Ren: I found her presence very relaxing to be around.
Nora: And, her smile was stunning! But, the bright light hurt my eyes.
Ren: Yeah, her smile was like the perfect summer's day~!
Pyrrha: Jeanne was wonderful to be around~!
Pyrrha: What was that Jaune?
Jaune: Nothing... So Jeanne...?!
Yang: Hey! I heard someone say: Jeanne. Is Jeanne back?! Ohh… it’s you…
Ruby: Is big sis back?! Oh, hi, Jaune.
Blake: Is the angel back! Oh, it’s just Jaune…
Jaune: Nice to see you too Blake…
Weiss: Where is she?! Where is my future wife?!! Oh… It’s just you Arc…
Jaune: Well, I see Jeanne made quite the impression…
Yang: Oh she was a riot to be around!
Blake: She was the most wonderful person I ever met~!
Ruby: She was the big sister I never knew I wanted!
Weiss: She will be my future wife.
Jaune: So anyway, as I said I met the gender swapped version of you guys, as well as Team RWBY.
Ruby: Really? What was I like?
Yang: I bet it was really cool!
Blake: Probably wasn’t much of a difference with me was there?
Weiss: No doubt I was perfect as always.
Jaune: Hell if I know. As soon as I got there, her Team RWBY, and Pyrrha tried to kill me.
Jaune: Yep, as soon as I showed up, Achilles, he's the male Pyrrha. Threw me against a wall with his semblance, and threatened to gut me if I didn’t say where Jeanne was.
Jaune: Yeah, luckily, Rin, the female Ren…
Nora: Bet she’s pretty hot~!
Jaune: And, Nora was there to stop him. I then explained I had no idea what happened, then the boy Team RWBY came in, and threatened to kill me. They wanted their ‘Angel’ back. After I said, I didn’t know, Blake, the male Blake mind you, bound me up with his weapon. Then William, the male, Weiss, used his semblance to pin me to the wall. Ruben, the male Ruby, pointed his gun at me, and then Yin, the male Yang, socked me in the stomach when I couldn’t answer his questions…
Blake: Why would I do that?
Weiss: Seems like something I would do…
Jaune: Yeah, they were going to gut me if I didn’t tell them what happened to Jeanne. Luckily the teachers saved me from that…
Jaune: No, not really. They interrogated me, and threw me in a cell while they worked all of this out… Jeanne told me you were having a lot of fun though. Seemingly she awoke some stuff in you as well.
Yang: Well… I always had a feeling I was into girls…
Blake: Same, but only for the right girl.
Ruby: I loved my Onee-Chan!
Weiss: I was going to marry her!
Jaune: Nice! Well… Now I hate her even more than I did before! Peachy…
Pyrrha: How could you say that?!
Nora: What did she do to deserve that?!
Jaune: Sorry, I just so happen to be, Jaune Arc, the ‘loveable’ goofball stuck in the tree, who barely anyone likes, and is willing to put a spec of trust in! Compared to the Angel of Beacon, Jeanne Arc! A person with her own fan club, who everyone loves! Who was properly trained to be a Huntress, who everyone put their faith in! How can I not love the better version of me?!
Weiss: Well what did you expect? She is a perfection incarnate, and you’re trash incarnate.
Ruby: Weiss, that's mean!
Yang: What, Vomit Boy just isn’t anywhere close as fantastic as Jeanne is.
Yang: You were thinking something similar too, Rubes.
Ruby: But, I wasn’t going to say it!
Ruby: Oops… He-hehe… S-Sorry…
Jaune: I fucking hate my life, twice over now…
Pyrrha: Uhh… Do you perhaps want a hug Jaune?
Jaune: I want to kill myself…