[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[kirikomamura]

[softboypassing]

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

watch this

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

[antcomrade]

“Leave the Leaves” editorial illustration I neglected to post

[beardedmrbean]

[lovelymimic]

[aqwult]

[queen-zigzag]

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

[hungwy]

This braised pork belly with broccoli is fucking my pussy [remembers its christmas] my JOLLY pussy

[3000s]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[milf-adjacent]

I thlammed my penith in the car door

[sliversoakley4]

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

[cheaphalloweencostume]

man why is any other cola in the world fine but it feels like pepsi goes directly to your colon and starts digging

[bunniope]

straight up they carbonate pepsi with the souls of car crash victims

[regal-bones]

SWORDTEMBER DAY 23: MOSS

The Frog Queen’s Fountain, of mossy stone and forgotten empire 🐸🪷 In crumbling wells and overgrown brickwork, the ruins of the frog kingdom litter the lakes and ponds of the Unclaimed Wilds. Huge lilypads grow amok, their caretakers nowhere to be seen, vines and petals floating downstream, gently making their way to the sea. Flooded spiral staircases, slick with algae, lead to old nursery chambers beneath the wetland where ornately carved cisterns sit empty of spawn or polliwog. To those few who can make the journey, and swim to the deepest part of the darkest lake, the grand palace is still lit by bioluminescent lamp larvae. The queen’s throne sits empty, watching the sunken realm from a great atrium window, where merchants would swim and guards would patrol. The window is webbed with rock weed and scum, the once pristine glass fogged grassy and grey. Dark black stone flecked with bright green, in the great hall all you can hear is the gentle sound of water, somewhere in the distance.

You just know this sword is slimy as hell

Yesterday’s sword!

You can support me on Patreon for £1 and help me make stuff like this!

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL