[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[45percenterthen]

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

[thepleasuregoblin]

you are all sick in the head

[45percenterthen]

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

[ramisuschrist-blog]

[beaky-peartree]

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

[aegissi]

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

[personalgremlin]

what do they know

[justnoodlefishthings]

[gliscore]

[notlindsay]

*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*

[mikeyjamesk]

me: *doesn’t hear from best friend for a day*

me: omg are we drifting? we’re drifting. I don’t know what is happening in your life. I’m so out of touch. We don’t know each other anymore. What is our friendship?

[onlytwitterpics]

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[quillusquillus]

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

[hotboyproblems]

my brain: hey u should bite ur fingers off

me: i do not want to do that

my brain: someone's gotta do it

me: literally no one has to do it

my brain: someone's gotta do it

[pettycentral]

[imaslutforcaptainamerica]

Wow I have never related to something more in my LIFE

[crazyshitisay]

Jade started SWINGING

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[nice-wig-janis]

what even happens inside a dishwasher

[restitute-deactivated20141023]

dishes get washed

[tamwah]