[togglepop]

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

[kiruharukorohara]

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

[a-good-bean-deactivated20190802]

why have i never known about orange

[rainbowravioli]

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

[therealbucky05]

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

[beaubete]

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

[hawkgirls-deactivated20260403]

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

[slightlyburntcinnamonroll]

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

[bonkalore]

#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman

[tiniestmagneto]

dnd game where everyone in the party plays one (1) head on the same hydra

[lilquill]

@ardentlythieving

[lily-the-leopard]

@caissymax

[joemazzhello]

[striders]

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

[girl-in-the-hitops]

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

[arsenicarose]

[violetohara]

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

[violetohara]

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

[violetohara]

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

[violetohara]

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

[conquerorwurm]

Oh my god!!!!

[the-polyhedron]

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

[violetohara]

I just told him!

[supersugoiboi-deactivated202010]

[willow]

Ummmm I’m sensitive

[pukicho]

My hobby is taking a picture and reducing it in quality so much until its 2 or 3 big blocks of color

[pukicho]

[liberalsarecool]

Voting to ‘hurt’ people is sick.

[whitepeopletwitter]

life is back pain

[anoriginalderivative]

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

[eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325]

I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

[veerletakino]

[firekill1015]

[drowninginfelines]

my animal crossing character, heelying into the museum wearing sunglasses and holding a pina colada in one hand and an enormous bug in the other: blathers, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[trophyhusban-deactivated2021051]

this is the most passive aggressive thing anyone has ever done to me

[chavabear]

@miriams-song

[jewish-tutter]

IM CRYING

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

[kittyinhighheels]

The Christians in the notes whining are so absolutely stupid

[ajunlost]

I don’t even want to talk about how they specifically target poor people and hold basic necessities over their heads in exchange for faith.

[kreuzader]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

It’s amazing that even something as banal as a post about an actor saying he’s proud to be Jewish elicits all of this bullshit:

Ranging from “I don’t even like Jews but the Jews are right here,” to “Jews and their ilk cause all wars.” Such an incredible gamut of antisemitism and hatred. 

[anyroads]

Did… did that person just say that Jews are responsible for The Crusades