Speckled Kitty

Um

[hortensia-cullen]

If you’re in Bristol please read this!!!

[keatonpatti]

[christianstepmoms]

I remember signing this bat

[totalfuckingbitch-deactivated20]

ohhh so that’s what that was for

[catchymemes]

[afronerdism]

Bitch

[missvanta-xoxo]

They sold their soul for that talent

[ahraeyah]

[artissijamm]

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[transfemininomenon]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[niullum-deactivated20210410]

El negro Matapacos (black cop killer)  was a symbol of fight and hope in the social protests we had last year. He was a stray who marched with the people and defended them from authorities. 

He is Chile’s most beloved protest dog.

   Here are some murals honoring him from different cities across the country

they even made a statue

[thebeardyme]

and the government via the police pigs have tried destroying murals, symbols, even that giant matapacos statue THREE TIMES but his spirit carries on. 

[dykeyuu]

GOOD BOY🥺❤️

[energy-purple]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[siriuslymeg]

mAeShMoLoWa

[ottermatopoeia]

🌠sprimps🌠

[betasunkern]

[t4nku-deactivated20181226]

don’t leave out the best part

[femalepopculture]

MEGAN THEE STALLION W // 2020 photographed by Colin Dodgson

[genderqueerpositivity]

(Image description: a pale pastel background with dark pink text that says “You don’t have to be thin to be nonbinary. Fat enbies are lovely and valid.”)

[nyquilnap]

my man went for it

[kemeeley-deactivated20200120]

hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

[mostlydeadcowboy]

[randomfandomteacher]

I’d like to point out that is a female duck

[beyfann]

13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators

[beyondthescatteredwalls-deactiv]

Damn these were simpler times

[allisonpregler]

so lemme break this down

-lord caesar iglesias, who does not sing in this musical commercial, has captured britney spears, pink, and beyonce to battle it out gladiator style -our trio decides instead of fighting, they will instead rock so hard that the audience forgets about their battle to the death -their musical prowess is so damn powerful they rock the foundation of the earth and overthrow caesar iglesias along with his stash of ancient roman pepsi -beyonce, britney spears, and pink drink pepsi while the audience cheers -enrique iglesias is eaten by a lion

[hoomie]

Kendall Jenner could never >_>

[muzikalsiren]

y’all are overlooking the most important part of this ad. all of this centers around Queen’s “We Will Rock You”, with Brian May and Roger Taylor even making a split second cameo (Roger’s even playing a little drum!!)

truly the collab of the century

[funnytwittertweets]

[jaubaius]

Ready, aim, fire!

[drtanner]

I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU THEY DID THIS AND YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME. YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID THEY DO THIS. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW.

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

the felines are developing long range weaponry skills

[todaysbird]

I’m actually really curious to see if there’s an answer to this…as cute as the video is it’s also really interesting that they were able to figure this out (presumably from watching a person do it)

[carrionthird]

h. what if moomintrollen can pancake flatten?

[wholemleko]

Everything I have ever needed in life

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

I live for these

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

ah, how could I forget the best one

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

and then there's just this:

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

have some more

[queensparklekitten]

[cthulhudundee]

[ID: a series of tweets from Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go)]

[Transcription:

In the spirit of Halloween we have made the park more spooky by purposefully leaving human bones scattered around the premises so if you find one that’s why.

We found a normal human kid living in one of the exhibits. It seems like the dinosaurs are letting her live here? What should we do

Something about her vibe is super threatening and the dinosaurs respect her so we are leaving this situation alone

t. rex died. Visit the temporary golden retriever instead

Gave the dinosaurs a bunch of candy and now they feel like shit

Fuck it. Making a werewolf

Ah shit ummm the Kim Kardashian birthday party is here lol

we baptize all our dinosaurs just in case all that catholic shit turns out to be true

If you’re planning to visit and are concerned about the dinosaurs getting out of their enclosures they don’t really get out of them unless they want to

Fuck Barney]

[Not enough guests came today so the dinosaurs are starving. Wtf guys]

[Does anyone have a scrap of J.K. Rowling’s clothes that we could let a dinosaur smell? Not for anything crazy haha, just to hunt her for sport]

[Adding more birds]

[a raptor just killed a guy. Shot him to death

The night crew is hard at work installing a monolith

Please stop prank calling us and asking if we have a mega sore ass

one of our dinosaurs has a crush on one of our girl visitors

whoops, there was a miscommunication. One of our dinosaurs has crushed a girl that was visiting the park. Sorry for the mixup

in the spirit of body positivity, we are going to start making dinosaurs that are complete uggos

Do you guys think god is pissed at us

We made an ant eater with human lips who knows how to whisper the word ’steven’

dinosaurios (Spanish)]

[Hahahah yesss we just made a cat girl and all the dinosaurs obey her like a god]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

thank you for taking the time to write this when i did not have the energy