im fuckoff

y'all best be ready because i an TRASH. browse at your own risk

[un-monstre]

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

[human-pet-they]

I feel like the third person on here way way too often

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Biblically accurate bisexual

[punky-rooster]

[fiendir]

[cipheramnesia]

Yeah yeah kill the cop in your head. But also demolish the Disney theme park in your heart, ya know?

[bigmsaxon]

A shrewsie, my answer to @bowelfly's call for more shrewnanigans.

[weirdmarsupial]

Getting my weaving professionally inspected

[minimalistquotes]

It's insane how many people are insecure about their APPEARANCE but not their CHARACTER.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

This is getting a lot of notes again and is reminding me that I should try to get out for more walks in the nice autumn weather

[charl0ttan]

[batteredshoes]

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

[arythusa]

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

[serpents-fr]

i thought op was a witch and was cursing rich people and i got so into it

[dddreamscape]

Mutuals do this

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

[amuseoffyre]

Hot cross buns?

[gnusnoteunuchs]

ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!

THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[huffylemon]

scariest shit i’ve seen on facebook market place in a while

[huffylemon]

this is so right and so wrong