Deadpool

Your favorite merc with a mouth! Autographs are 20$

[bumblewyrm]

Rules: Name your top 10 characters from 10 different fandoms then tag 10 different people

In no particular order (except #1🔥)

1. Castiel

2. Rosa Diaz

3. Sokka

4. Alec Hardison

5. Derek Nurse

6. Minerva McGonagall

7. Schneider

8. Marilla Cuthbert

9. Chidi Anagonye

10. Aragorn

@arborealoctopodes @vesseltryingtosurvive @deanwinchesterisadorable @lunedemiels @thatcacidork @a-mandala-rose @bendingsignpost @reallyelegantsharkfish @winjennster @mittensmorgul

[deanwinchesterisadorable]

1. Spock

2. Arthur

3. Merlin

4. Loki

5. Gwaine

6. Dean Winchester

7. Castiel

8. Guinevere

9. Aziraphale

10. Crowley

These are not in any real order, I like them all, and there’s more that could probably have fit here but oh well

@schweetheart @peachthatdrinkslemonade @myinfinitevariety @godshipsit @ltleflrt @thelittleblackimpala @noahelli3 @logicallythyla @bambamwolf87 @nosebleedbones

[myinfinitevariety]

No particular order

Stiles Stilinski

Derek Hale

Merlin

Arthur Pendragon

Crowley (GO)

Aziraphale

Geralt of Rivia

Jaskier

Yennefer of Vengerberg

Bobby Singer

@spainkitty @i-need-blog-ideas @claudyjane @stileshale @geraskier-hell @merlins-earmuffs @doofcas @jaskierssilence @aziraphale-crowley-are-ineffable @stiles-and-the-sourwolf

[claudyjane]

Jaskier

Steve Rogers

Dean Winchester

Merlin

Arthur Pendragon

Morgana

Diana Prince

Rapunzel

Yennefer of Venderberg

Raven

@tinpanhuman @balladofabrokebitch @probablyjuno @disaster-j @ihathdroppedminecroissant @monsterbooksofmonsters @i-probably-ship-it-tbh @existence-is-overrated @asongofshipsandfandoms @kickassfu

[ihathdroppedminecroissant]

1. Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)

2. Rhys (Tales from the Borderlands)

3. Vox Machina (Critical Role)

4. Shouta Aizawa (BNHA)

5. Leonard “Bones” McCoy (Star Trek)

6. Santiago (The Alchemist)

7. Tim Drake (Batman/DC)

8. Bofur (The Hobbit)

9. Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)

10. Ticker (Warframe - Fortuna)

@reziren @obsidiancreates @chamberlainofsilence @knarf2043 @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @universebound @timugamaileilani

And whoever else wants I tried to think of people off the top of my head and this is what I came up with

[obsidiancreates]

Okay uhhhhh do I ever have ten fandoms anymore-

1. Jimmy Casket (VenturianTale)

2. Actor Mark (Markiplier)

3. Guhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck um oh Death (Discworld)

4. I’mma count my girlfriend’s OCs and say Jonas ( @victory-cookies​ OCs)

5. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh um do I have favorite Good Omens character? Can I pick? I don’t think I can but I’ll say Crowley.

6. Boy howdy um Lassie (Psych) (If it wasn’t for most of seasons 7 and 8 I would have Shawn though)

7. Oh man I’m strugglin’ to think of fandoms I have a lot more casual interests than dedicated fandoms these days uh… shit. Alright, casual interests it is: R2D2 (Star Wars)

8. Samwise Gamgee (The Lord of the Rings)

9. Anne (Anne of Green Gables, the books not the Netflix show I never watched that)

10. I haven’t listened to any TAZ Grraduation episodes but based on my girlfriend’s reblogs of them? I love Fitzroy’s crab with all my heart

Tags… just as difficult to think up as the fandoms…

@victory-cookies​ @a-humble-narcissus​ @immabethehero​ um that’s all I’ve got right now

[astralcrash]

1. Aubrey Little (TAZ Amnesty)

2. Taako (TAZ Balance (I’m dong one for each campaign, sue me))

3. Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)

4. I’mma count my girlfriend’s OCs and say Evelyn (@obsidiancreates‘ OCs)

5. Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)

6. Yancy (Markiplier)

7. Marvin (Jacksepticeye)

8. Virgil (Sanders Sides)

9. I still don’t have a total grasp on the grad characters but uhhhhh Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt, knight (in absentia) of the realm of Goodcastle (TAZ Graduation)

10. Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)

(11. Crowley (Good Omens)… I love him too and wanted him on the list)

Fuck I don’t have ten people… @thesnowflakeemporium @nat-without-a-g @kairomancerr @way-ward-soul @asailboatinthewindow @anyone else who wants to do this

[asailboatinthewindow]

Virgil Sanders(Sanders Sides)

Logan Sanders(Sanders Sides)

Darkiplier(Markiplier)

Dr. Turner(Call the Midwife)

Dean Winchester(Supernatural)

Ben or Klaus Hargreeves(Umbrella Academy)

Jason Gideon(Criminal Minds)

Sunny Baudelaire(A Series Of Unfortunate Events)

Jimmy “Diamond” Skinner (Wish You Well)

Sherlock(Sherlock)

Thank you so much for tagging me! Now for my people:

@mothmancouldtakeme @cherryceit @prinssess61 @rainbowvoid157 @thatonegaygal1

[prinssess61]

Ok… here we go

1. Deceit Sanders (Sanders Sides)

2. Virgil Sanders (Sanders Sides)

3. Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)

4. Shadow (Sonic)

5. Silver (Sonic)

6. Grunkle Stan (Gravity Falls)

7. Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides)

8. Emile Picani (Cartoon Therapy)

9. Kylo Ren (Star Wars)

10. Kai (Lego Ninjago)

@donttellthemangosiwashere @sparrowofsong @joel825 @5am-the-foxing-hour @dorkyduckling16 @purp-man @sugarglider9603 @sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes @underdog-arts @storytellerofuntoldlegends

[lovelycatblogs]

1. John Egbert

2. Merlin Emrys

3. Tom Nook

4. Kara Danvers

5. Toph Beifong

6. Alex Fierro

7. Deceit Sanders

8. Dean Winchester

9. Adora

10. Daphne Blake

@crazycookie13o @sociallyanxious-1 @the-real-sneezus @raccoonwithpants @the-coffee-goblin @hiimcanadia @ollyollyoxinfree @thestarswelcomemewithopenarms @doggirl2680 @depressedbutoptimistic

[cozychaoscreature]

1. Todoroki (bnha)

2. Castiel (Supernatural)

3.Percy (epithet erased)

4. Vanya Hargreeves (the umbrella academy)

5. Five Hargreeves (the umbrella academy)

6. Remus Sanders (sanders sides)

7. Deceit Sanders (sanders sides)

8. Nico DiAngelo (Percy Jackson series)

9. April (Parks and Rec)

10. Pidge (Voltron)

@thelockenessmonster @a-dumb-bitch-apparently @yourlocallesbiandumbass @ramblings-of-a-librarian @soupgromlin

[yourlocallesbiandumbass]

aww, thanks! and really, this list isn’t in any particular order: 

1. captain marvel (mcu. if this isn’t obvious yet, i’m very gay for brie larson)

2. toph beifong (atla. she’s an absolute badass)

3. shuri (also mcu. she’s insanely intelligent and sarcastic and perfect)

4. korra (lok. she’s the avatar and so powerful in both mind and spirit, plus she’s a bi woc. i love her)

5. castiel (supernatural. bc i love the powerful, but oblivious and dumbass characters)

6. todoroki (bnha. pretty much for the same reason as cas)

7. sydney (ianowt. bc who doesn’t love the angsty, edgelord™️ lesbian with mind powers - or wlw in general depending on how you wanna interpret the show bc i never read the comics)

8. newt scamander (fantastic beasts. he’s an awkward hufflepuff who puts all of his time and energy into helping magical creatures. ofc he’s amazing) 

9. deadpool (marvel. he’s one of the best anti-heroes and i fucking love that so many racist and misogynistic cishet men love him, oblivious to the fact that deadpool would yeet them without a second thought in real life. he’s an icon)

10. honestly? a tie between yennefer/jaskier/geralt. (the witcher - the netflix show. i love all of them so much. when yen first came on screen, i was like “baby. must protect” and now she’s even more badass. i’ll still protect her, the only thing that changed is that she’d probably kill me which is chill. jaskier and geralt are two dumbasses just different types of dumbass, and i relate to that on a spiritual level)

@violetblossomsandlaurelleaves @rattypattyblum @die-an-ah @giant-queer-cryptid @sumomoblossom77 @no-creativity-3 @possesedbisexual @ezrasaysokay @the-glitter-acetylcholine @gayforaday

[fuckryanreynolds]

Had I not been so graciously rock hard right now, I’d hug you, This is, and I repeat, This is ONLY, for people with me on their list.  The rest of you can get the frick off!

[fuckryanreynolds]

Aren't your swords actually ninjatō?

They’re Katanas! get it right.

[fuckryanreynolds]

How do you feel about Iron Man?

gentle and tender when we make love.

[ask-capt]

That’s one of the most disturbing things that I’ve ever read.

[fuckryanreynolds]

Oh Cap, dont be jelly, join in.

[fuckryanreynolds]

Ever use a Colt Model 1903 Pocket Hammerless?

What can I say except they’re easier to sneak into the theater?

[fuckryanreynolds]

How do you feel about Iron Man?

gentle and tender when we make love.

[fuckryanreynolds]

Who?

Who, who, who? You!

[fuckryanreynolds]

Favorite gun?

There are so many! DEAGLES!

[fuckryanreynolds]

How do your eyes work?

I can direct them in to different directions and use them to see.

[fuckryanreynolds]

Soooooo Team RED?

Team red, stranger, team red.

[fuckryanreynolds]

What kind of sword is your sword?

My swords are the hurting kind, I slice them up like CUCUMBER!

[peter-parker-askblog]

Peter, my young man, how are you? How is May? Doing well I hope.

I’m we’re doing good….

Uh…

Who is this?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Oh my apologies Peter. It’s me Norman. I’m sorry genetics was always my strength not technology.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Oh! It’s alright sir!

It’s good to hear from you, how are things?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Doing good. The election is heating up. I hope I have your support.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Of course Mr. Osborn, 100%!

If there’s anything you need for the campaign I’m there!

[ask-the-fab-hair]

That’s the attitude Peter! I wish more kids were like you these days. Smart and determined.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Aw, thank you sir.

I can’t wait to see how things turn out.

Is there something you needed me for?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Yes! I know that the internship with Otto didn’t work out so I want to make you another offer. My new head scientist, Mendel Stromm, is interested in your brilliant mind and wants to give you a hands on internship in any category that you are interested in.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Really?!?

That’s awesome, I’d love to intern at Oscorp!

I can’t wait to start!

[fuckryanreynolds]

Sorry, not sorry, Willem Dafoe, but we all know how that movie ends.

[peter-parker-askblog]

D-dude?!? Why are you on my main blog? On MY blog? Why are you talking to me?!?!? 😨

I’m taking the internship whether you like it or not creepy mask guy I can’t remember your name

[fuckryanreynolds]

Because I know you Peter, deeply and innerly, like my creepy uncle knows MY backside, I know you cried when Mustafa died.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Everyone cried when Mufasa died!

It’s an emotional moment, especially for those of us who lived it.

….twice

[fuckryanreynolds]

Haaahaaaa! I have nooooooo idea what that means but we're going with it, I also know about your Taylor Swift playlist, not exactly a Blank Space.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Peter, my young man, how are you? How is May? Doing well I hope.

I’m we’re doing good….

Uh…

Who is this?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Oh my apologies Peter. It’s me Norman. I’m sorry genetics was always my strength not technology.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Oh! It’s alright sir!

It’s good to hear from you, how are things?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Doing good. The election is heating up. I hope I have your support.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Of course Mr. Osborn, 100%!

If there’s anything you need for the campaign I’m there!

[ask-the-fab-hair]

That’s the attitude Peter! I wish more kids were like you these days. Smart and determined.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Aw, thank you sir.

I can’t wait to see how things turn out.

Is there something you needed me for?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Yes! I know that the internship with Otto didn’t work out so I want to make you another offer. My new head scientist, Mendel Stromm, is interested in your brilliant mind and wants to give you a hands on internship in any category that you are interested in.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Really?!?

That’s awesome, I’d love to intern at Oscorp!

I can’t wait to start!

[fuckryanreynolds]

Sorry, not sorry, Willem Dafoe, but we all know how that movie ends.

[peter-parker-askblog]

D-dude?!? Why are you on my main blog? On MY blog? Why are you talking to me?!?!? 😨

I’m taking the internship whether you like it or not creepy mask guy I can’t remember your name

[fuckryanreynolds]

Because I know you Peter, deeply and innerly, like my creepy uncle knows MY backside, I know you cried when Mustafa died.

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Thank you Peter. I’ll get things ready for you.

Remember to vote Osborn, Mr. Wilson.

[fuckryanreynolds]

Ooo, he knows me, And here I was planning to vote for Biden.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Peter, my young man, how are you? How is May? Doing well I hope.

I’m we’re doing good….

Uh…

Who is this?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Oh my apologies Peter. It’s me Norman. I’m sorry genetics was always my strength not technology.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Oh! It’s alright sir!

It’s good to hear from you, how are things?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Doing good. The election is heating up. I hope I have your support.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Of course Mr. Osborn, 100%!

If there’s anything you need for the campaign I’m there!

[ask-the-fab-hair]

That’s the attitude Peter! I wish more kids were like you these days. Smart and determined.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Aw, thank you sir.

I can’t wait to see how things turn out.

Is there something you needed me for?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Yes! I know that the internship with Otto didn’t work out so I want to make you another offer. My new head scientist, Mendel Stromm, is interested in your brilliant mind and wants to give you a hands on internship in any category that you are interested in.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Really?!?

That’s awesome, I’d love to intern at Oscorp!

I can’t wait to start!

[fuckryanreynolds]

Sorry, not sorry, Willem Dafoe, but we all know how that movie ends.

[peter-parker-askblog]

D-dude?!? Why are you on my main blog? On MY blog? Why are you talking to me?!?!? 😨

I’m taking the internship whether you like it or not creepy mask guy I can’t remember your name

[fuckryanreynolds]

Because I know you Peter, deeply and innerly, like my creepy uncle knows MY backside, I know you cried when Mustafa died.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Peter, my young man, how are you? How is May? Doing well I hope.

I’m we’re doing good….

Uh…

Who is this?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Oh my apologies Peter. It’s me Norman. I’m sorry genetics was always my strength not technology.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Oh! It’s alright sir!

It’s good to hear from you, how are things?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Doing good. The election is heating up. I hope I have your support.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Of course Mr. Osborn, 100%!

If there’s anything you need for the campaign I’m there!

[ask-the-fab-hair]

That’s the attitude Peter! I wish more kids were like you these days. Smart and determined.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Aw, thank you sir.

I can’t wait to see how things turn out.

Is there something you needed me for?

[ask-the-fab-hair]

Yes! I know that the internship with Otto didn’t work out so I want to make you another offer. My new head scientist, Mendel Stromm, is interested in your brilliant mind and wants to give you a hands on internship in any category that you are interested in.

[peter-parker-askblog]

Really?!?

That’s awesome, I’d love to intern at Oscorp!

I can’t wait to start!

[fuckryanreynolds]

Sorry, not sorry, Willem Dafoe, but we all know how that movie ends.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Hey little badger, where did Daddy fuck off to? He hasn't been answering my calls.

oh hiya Deadpool! last I saw he was complaining about being short, but I guess that could be any time huh?

( @fuckryanreynolds

[fuckryanreynolds]

It’s the inside that counts, you’ll know THAT when you’re older, but how has your day been? Killed anyone fun recently?

[ask-gabbykinney]

oh my day!? no killing, I took Jonathan for a walk and we yelled at an old lady who said he was a ‘danger to the public’ and some other stupid stuff. I don’t think she’ll be back at the park!

How’s your day going??

[fuckryanreynolds]

No Killing? are you sure you’re related to Wolverine? Because I have SO many questions, anywho, my day’s been great, I stole another pair of underwear from Spidey, don’t tell him though.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Nah, I try not to do the whole killing thing! It’s what Laura wanted.

That’s weird but I’m glad it brings you joy!!

[fuckryanreynolds]

Ha ha  you are SOOOo not related to Wolverine.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Technically I’m not related to anyone

[fuckryanreynolds]

*sniffs* Come on baby wolvie, I’ll be your undying-tumor-dad. Now THAT movie would make millions.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Wow, me? In a movie! Neat, okay!

[fuckryanreynolds]

well you’re already being roleplayed on Tumblr. how’s that for a fourth wall break?

[ask-gabbykinney]

hahahaha I have no idea what that means!

[fuckryanreynolds]

Don’t worry about it, little badger, mine’s lonely and insecure. Speaking of lonely and insecure, I heard sabretooth was in town!

[ask-gabbykinney]

hmmm, I… I think Laura told me to stay away from him. But I don’t think she’d mind if I just said hi, do you?

[fuckryanreynolds]

Oh you should go say hi, If he touches you he’ll be introduced to the-crime-fighting-super-duo, AKA, my swords.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Hey little badger, where did Daddy fuck off to? He hasn't been answering my calls.

oh hiya Deadpool! last I saw he was complaining about being short, but I guess that could be any time huh?

( @fuckryanreynolds

[fuckryanreynolds]

It’s the inside that counts, you’ll know THAT when you’re older, but how has your day been? Killed anyone fun recently?

[ask-gabbykinney]

oh my day!? no killing, I took Jonathan for a walk and we yelled at an old lady who said he was a ‘danger to the public’ and some other stupid stuff. I don’t think she’ll be back at the park!

How’s your day going??

[fuckryanreynolds]

No Killing? are you sure you’re related to Wolverine? Because I have SO many questions, anywho, my day’s been great, I stole another pair of underwear from Spidey, don’t tell him though.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Nah, I try not to do the whole killing thing! It’s what Laura wanted.

That’s weird but I’m glad it brings you joy!!

[fuckryanreynolds]

Ha ha  you are SOOOo not related to Wolverine.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Technically I’m not related to anyone

[fuckryanreynolds]

*sniffs* Come on baby wolvie, I’ll be your undying-tumor-dad. Now THAT movie would make millions.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Wow, me? In a movie! Neat, okay!

[fuckryanreynolds]

well you’re already being roleplayed on Tumblr. how’s that for a fourth wall break?

[ask-gabbykinney]

hahahaha I have no idea what that means!

[fuckryanreynolds]

Don’t worry about it, little badger, mine’s lonely and insecure. Speaking of lonely and insecure, I heard sabretooth was in town!

[ask-gabbykinney]

Hey little badger, where did Daddy fuck off to? He hasn't been answering my calls.

oh hiya Deadpool! last I saw he was complaining about being short, but I guess that could be any time huh?

( @fuckryanreynolds

[fuckryanreynolds]

It’s the inside that counts, you’ll know THAT when you’re older, but how has your day been? Killed anyone fun recently?

[ask-gabbykinney]

oh my day!? no killing, I took Jonathan for a walk and we yelled at an old lady who said he was a ‘danger to the public’ and some other stupid stuff. I don’t think she’ll be back at the park!

How’s your day going??

[fuckryanreynolds]

No Killing? are you sure you’re related to Wolverine? Because I have SO many questions, anywho, my day’s been great, I stole another pair of underwear from Spidey, don’t tell him though.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Nah, I try not to do the whole killing thing! It’s what Laura wanted.

That’s weird but I’m glad it brings you joy!!

[fuckryanreynolds]

Ha ha  you are SOOOo not related to Wolverine.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Technically I’m not related to anyone

[fuckryanreynolds]

*sniffs* Come on baby wolvie, I’ll be your undying-tumor-dad. Now THAT movie would make millions.

[ask-gabbykinney]

Wow, me? In a movie! Neat, okay!

[fuckryanreynolds]

well you’re already being roleplayed on Tumblr. how’s that for a fourth wall break?