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Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.
Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose
Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.
are you suggesting coconuts migrate
It’s so much more interesting than that, though! According to some schools of thought, anyway, they didn’t float randomly over. They were BROUGHT. Check out this map:
Source article, with larger map
The world’s coconuts aren’t wild. They’re not precisely domestic either, but they’re cultivated (or their ancestors were). Those two brown spots on the map are where the world’s two lineages of coconuts came from. Polynesian and Indian seafarers took them abroad, and still later, Europeans took them to even further places like the Caribbean. Certainly some of them must have drifted to new islands by accident, because they do disperse that way, but for the most part, we have coconuts on nearly every tropical coast in the world because humans found them tasty and useful, and wanted them there.
I kept expecting this to turn into a joke about migratory swallows.
Accurately-titled novels.
But romances are the “predictable” ones.
I Just Want To Finish This Story So I Can Write Something Fun Instead: the tragic tale of my writing life.
It me. :(
Random problem for Tumblr: How does one plan a wedding? What goes into planning a wedding? How is it similar to or different from planning anything else? Are there actually people who are good at this shit?
(Feel free to answer only one or a few of these questions. I just really really want some answers from someone, even if you don’t have any good ones. Pls no bystander effect s’il vous plaît, gracias.)
((Yes, I’m aware that I’ve already said I’m married. That was the civil ceremony; actual getting-married-ceremonially-with-guests-in-attendance is still upcoming.))
So everyone seems to basically be like “get a wedding planner”
I am a poor
If anyone would like to plan a wedding in exchange for my undying gratitude and affection, that would be super great
Otherwise, we are probably going to have as much “““planning””” as I can fake up, which is why I’m trying to figure out what I’ll need to do.
(But really please take this off my hands I will love you forever)
Step 1: Acquire a venue. If you’re doing a summer wedding and you know someone with a big yard, that can work. If not, fire houses and community centers will often rent out meeting rooms. The pricier option is to rent out a ballroom at a hotel. The (generally) priciest option is to rent out an actual wedding venue. (Churches probably work, too, but I’m a godless atheist and can’t give any advice on how that’s done). Step 1A: If you’re doing an outdoor wedding, acquire tables, seating, some kind of tent to keep the above dry in the event of rain. These can generally be rented for a reasonably low price.
Step 2: Food and beverages. The classy (expensive) option is to have it catered. The cheaper but more labor-intensive option is to recruit some friends and family with cooking skills. If you want to serve alcohol, make sure that the venue is cool with it. A lot of dedicated venues will have a bar that you can pay for; for my wedding, we just bought a shit-ton of liquor, wine, and beer and set it up on a table, which worked fine. This is also when you’ll want to figure out a cake.
Step 3: Invitations. If you have access to a printer, most craft stores have very nice customizable invitations that you can make yourself. Ask that people RSVP about a month before the wedding so you can make sure you have enough seating and food for everyone. This is less important if you’re doing buffet-style food, but it’s still a good idea to have a general headcount.
Step 4: Find an officiant.
Step 5: Figure out how you want the ceremony to go: song, wedding parties, who goes where, who says what. There are tons of books with basic scripts in them, or you can just make something up. If you want someone to be in your wedding party, make sure to ask reasonably in advance.
Step 6: Music. DJ’s are expensive. Playlists and speakers are cheap.
Step 7: Decorate the place. Do adorable crafty bits if that’s your thing. Or not, if you’re like me (someone will probably want to do adorable crafty bits).
Step 8: Party!
Source: I got married as a broke 20-something with no event-planning experience, and it went very nicely.
(This was 10 years ago, so I’ve probably forgotten some things; this is what I could come up with off the top of my head. It’s most of the important stuff, anyway).
This is excellent advice. :D I just want to add to this, I got married in 2000 for about $500 as a broke ex-college student. The biggest expenses were my veil (which cost friggin’ $125, omg, and I can’t believe I still remember that after all these years) and the cake, which I ordered from a friend who made wedding cakes, paying her professional rates. Other than that, the costs were for food for about 30 guests (picnic food consisting mostly of burgers and other cheap grilling stuff) and flowers to decorate with.
The venue was a picnic shelter in a local park (free, though you had to register beforehand). My brother learned to play the Wedding March on his guitar - if you do not have musically inclined family members, a stereo will do just fine - and my mom performed the ceremony after filling out the appropriate paperwork. I wore a pretty blouse and skirt that I already owned. I turned my mom and sister loose on the decorations so I didn’t have to do it, and my mom did my hair. We just let the guests take pictures and didn’t bother with a photographer. The best man – my husband’s brother – turned up half an hour late after his flight from another city was delayed, but by that point I’d already had 3 beers and we were grilling burgers and nobody really cared all that much.
Afterwards, multiple people told me it was the most relaxed, fun wedding they’d ever been to. 17 years on, we are still happily married.
Basically your wedding is what you want it to be. If you have your heart set on a church wedding with all the trimmings, go for it! But nobody says you have to do that. You can spend a couple hundred bucks, get married in a friend’s backyard, a courtroom, or a local picnic shelter, invite only the people who are closest to you and do most of the planning three days beforehand, and everything will be just fine. A wedding does not HAVE to be the most stressful event of your life; it can involve as much planning as a backyard barbecue and still go off just fine as long as you remember to include the important things:
The person you are getting married to (very important, do not leave this out!)
The legal requirements for getting married to that person, easily found on the internet for your country and/or state
Literally everything else is extra. Nice extras, much of it, but also completely customizable. If you want to just throw a backyard barbecue and call it a wedding, and stick a few flowers around so it looks wedding-ish, that is literally what we did and everything went absolutely great.
A tip that I read somewhere early in my wedding planning that was so amazingly helpful for me was to take accurate measurements of anyone needing fancy clothes, and try checking out listings on ebay, where you can often get floor samples of wedding dresses and bridesmaid gowns and etc. for waaay less than they would retail normally. And if you aren’t opposed to used, you can get some excellent worn-once type things, also. I bought an unworn designer gown that fit me perfectly with very minor alterations for about a tenth of its retail price. My bridesmaids wore dresses in different cuts but similar colors by one label that cost an average of $30 each. Yay, the internet!
I see other people suggesting that you pick the things that are important to you and budget for them first, and I would add that you can also anti-pick stuff that you don’t care about. My husband and I just don’t like wedding cake, so we had a local frozen beverage-dessert thing instead (If you’ve been to Tucson, you know what I’m talking about: Eegees,), which cost I think $25 for enough for all of our guests. Everyone loved it.
Games make us happy because they are hard work that we choose for ourselves, and it turns out almost nothing makes us happier than good, hard work. We don’t normally think of games as hard work. After all, we play games, and we’ve been taught to think of play as the very opposite of work. But nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, as Brian Sutton-Smith, a leading psychologist of play once said, “The opposite of play isn’t work. It’s depression.” When we’re depressed, according to the clinical definition, we suffer two things: a pessimistic sense of inadequacy and a despondent lack of activity. If we were to reverse these two traits we’d get something like this: an optimistic sense of our own capabilities and an invigorating rush of activity. There’s no clinical psychological term that describes this positive condition. But it’s a perfect description of the emotional state of gameplay. A game is an opportunity to focus our energy, with relentless optimism, at something we’re good at (or getting better at) and enjoy. In other words, gameplay is the direct emotional opposite of depression.
Reality is Broken, by Jane McGonigal
This book is fantastic and well worth reading even if you only play games and aren’t interested in making them. It’s about how games make us better and how they can change the world, by making it more gamelike and thus more motivating and rewarding.
You can also watch her TED talk about the same subject here!
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I’m reblogging this because I’ve really been struggling out of a pit the last few months, today was especially bad, and this post gave me an immensely useful way of framing my attempts to refocus my brain. The opposite of depression is: being busy and energetic. And finding things that can provide “busy” and “energy” - finding ways to play - is actually INCREDIBLY useful for me.
It may not help at all for you. That’s okay. But this is something I’m going to try to carry with me, going forward.
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This feels very true, particularly right now as I’m having kind of an off brain chemistry period and am finding the latest Mass Effect incredibly soothing even though the animation makes me facepalm on the regular.
(I’m romancing Jaal, in case anyone is about to ask. I’m pretty sure I know people who were about to ask.)
Story Land
So for months now I’ve been starting to write this post and then discarding it, because there are so many things I want to say! But the most relevant of them is this: having children has profoundly changed my experience of writing.
Obvious, I know. But, wow, so much. I spent years too weird from hormones to write at all, and then as soon as I thought I was ready to get back into my old routine, turns out that, velociraptor-like, they can open doors. There is no escaping them in the home office, even when they’re supposed to be asleep. Especially when they’re supposed to be asleep.
I tried the coffee-shop thing, and that was a bust, partly because I am very meh about coffee, but mostly because cafe chairs make my legs fall asleep. And our local libraries are not open during the hours I need. So I interneted around a little and discovered this awesome place in my hometown called Story Land, where you can get a membership and come in to a really nice building that your children don’t have the access code to and write and write and write. It’s glorious. If you are in Tucson and want a place to write, you should check it out. And if you are elsewhere, you should see if there is a writers’ room near you. It is a very interesting way to work, that maybe I will write a more expansive post about some day!
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Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.
I mean it’s nearly fifteen years old.
OH MY GOD
I did a Strong Bad voice the other day and no one in the room got the reference.
I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS
Lmao I have no shortage of “weapons” in my room then
ACCURATE.
Hi, I was just reAding your defence against bad writing and I agree with it but I was just wondering what you meant by Mary Sue? You referred to it a few times. Thanks
The short answer: Mary Sue is the author’s idealized self-insert. (If you want to know alllll about Mary Sue, including the history and origins of the term, TV Tropes has your back. Also, if you aren’t careful, your mind and soul. Pack a lunch.) A Mary Sue story is one that primarily features a Mary Sue.
The slightly longer answer: That story you used to tell yourself, about the awesome girl who was totally pretty and everyone liked her and she maybe had magic powers and also like fifteen skills that you wished you did and also her hair never did that, you know, THAT THING your hair always does? And she was in your favorite fictional (or real person fictional) world, and all the characters or people that you loved the most loved her, and she married them or solved their problems or saved them or made them awesome food or held them when they cried? That story was a Mary Sue story, and that girl was a Mary Sue. Sometimes people write those stories down and post them. (AND THAT IS FINE.) Often the stories have limited appeal beyond the author and maybe her friends. (BUT THAT IS ALSO FINE.)
The “Sorry, you kind of touched a nerve” answer: While we can all identify our own Mary Sues, even if we’ve never written them down, people tend to spend a lot of time figuring out if other people have maybe written a Mary Sue, and checking every female character for potential Mary Sueism. In fandom times of old, the letters “OC” (original character) in a story header were a giant flag that meant Potential Bad Story Here, and the letters “OFC” (original female character) were translated as Guaranteed Bad Story Here. So people mostly stopped putting original female characters in their fan fiction.
But that couldn’t stop the inexorable progression of the Mary Sue Hunt. Canon female characters in fan fiction became the focus of intense scrutiny. Is this character being, perhaps, idealized? Is she better than she should be?
It was surprising how often she was better than she should be.
I mean, it’s one thing if we write John Sheppard being brilliant and solving a Millennium Problem while being extra super badass and a sharpshooter and extremely hot and having a troubled past and also he can play the piano and small children love him and he rides a horse. It’s one thing if we write Stiles as a badass motherfucker who can hack and do MMA and make small explosive devices and he saves everyone, and also it turns out he’s a surprisingly sexually skilled virgin, and also there’s this scene where he wears skintight leather and he has two boot knives. It is fine to write those things. (AND IT IS.) You could give Sheppard’s horse a telepathic soulbond with him and have Stiles elected president of universe (because he is awesome), and you’d still potentially have a significant and delighted readership. (WHICH IS ALSO FINE. Who doesn’t sometimes like a President Awesome with a Psychic Horse story? Give Sidney Crosby a psychic horse and you’ve got my click.) That’s just having fun and extrapolating from the canon. (Or, in the case of the telepathic soulbonding horse, it’s a crossover. From real actual published original fiction. And people call us strange.)
But if a female character does one of those things in fan fiction, she’s declared a potential Mary Sue. It’s out of character, it’s over the top, it’s wish fulfillment (as if there’s something wrong with wish fulfillment), it’s a self-insert. And that. That is less fine with me.
And the Mary Sue Problem is not limited to fan fiction. Turns out Mary Sues are also surprisingly prevalent in the canon itself! A tiny sample of the female characters I have heard described as Mary Sues:
Hermione Granger
Nyota Uhura
Natasha Romanov
Haruno Sakura
Rose Tyler
Bella Swann
Katniss Everdeen
Buffy Summers
Basically, think of any female character who gets more than eighteen lines, from any popular canon. Someone has called her a Mary Sue. Because she’s competent, because she’s smart, because she’s talented. Because she can do stuff, or because she tries to. Because she loves someone, or because someone loves her. Because she thinks she’s interesting. Because the author thinks we should care about her.
Mary Sue, in short, has become another way of dismissing female characters. Of telling women that we can’t be awesome. Of drawing the line between people who do (dudes) and people who are done to (ladies). Yet another entry in the long list of All the Unacceptable Female Characters. Yet another way of viciously scrutinizing every woman, real or imaginary, and either finding her excessively flawed (and therefore terrible) or excessively without flaw (and therefore terrible).
And also, of course, if the author of the Mary Sue story is a fan fiction writer, we make fun of her.
Which is why my actual definition of the term Mary Sue is: it’s a phrase that is useful for describing a certain common tendency in fan fiction that, taken to an extreme, is often pretty repetitive and uninteresting (but not, let me note, actually criminal or anything). Unfortunately, it has, over time, warped into a tool for knocking down ladies who write, and also other ladies, so I’m trying to learn not to use it any more. (But that is hard. Because see above about usefulness. Almost everyone has dreamed up at least one or two of these, and it’s so nice to have a name for them!)
This is a beautiful explanation of why I hate the term “Mary Sue” like I hate fire ant sandwiches.
Yes, all of this.
This is fun! Reblog with your poor explanation!
I enter codes so that dudes with hammers can have help when they’re sick or old.
I break your electric stuff when you don’t want it no more.
I tap very loudly on my keyboard so insurance vendors can fight each other for big-ass client business.
Three different sets of people yell at me about three separate things they want implemented. I then yell at a different set of people to do what the other people want done. Then I travel to the place to make sure the people I yelled at did what I told them to so I don’t get yelled at again.
I make my money from a company who makes its money by taking the money earned by people who trust them with their money. I also run reports on who makes more money and where they put it. Money.
I run a team that makes people online feel like they need to click things for information. I then force them to consume extra things that they don’t want. I also spend a lot of time trying to not piss off very rich public figures with giant egos.
I use computers and mathematical equations that don’t make any sense to figure out how few people are needed to do a job so as little money is spent as possible
[♫ that’s the technology-being-use-to-exploit-workers-under-the-guise-of-efficiency raaaaagggg ♫]
I use my extensive knowledge of a particular product to put outdated system admins out of work
[♫ that’s the i’m-going-to-be-the-first-against-the-wall-when-the-proletariat-rises raaaaaag ♫]
(sorry for ripping you off david)
(sorry not sorry)
I encourage adults who act like children to act like adults.
I try to make online services make sense to mostly men who sell things really fast (currebt project).
I tell people where books are.
I make sure the machines that give off particles that might give you cancer give off the right amount of particles. Also I know how magnets work?
I put dirty books and movies/CDs into piles. If they are very dirty or broken, I put them in a special pile of shame. I’m in grad school so I can take the piles of dirty books and give them to other people.
People who are bad with computers call me.
I stalk the wealthy.
I tell people how to do things that make big machines last longer. With math
I wait (until the 30 prepubescent children stop talking).
I’m Clippy the Microsoft Paperclip of porn.
^^ Basically.
I make children climb the walls of a 50 ft tall building. Whether they want to or not.
I do people’s grocery shopping for them, only with Technology. That’s not even a bad description, that’s literally what my current job is.
i look after your spawns of satan so you can get money.
I play in the mud and pull leaves off dying flower stems.
Grocery tetris
I use broken English and lots of angle brackets and braces to turn the pictures my coworkers make into nice things that come up on the internets.
i stay up late
i sling the meat
I tell enthusiastic lies to children
I spend the morning performing repetitive tasks that must immediately be repeated, the afternoon removing sand from other people’s shoes and clothing and pouring it into my own shoes and clothing, and the evening preparing food that will mostly not be eaten. At night I often stare at a screen for hours while hitting a backspace key periodically.
Do you have any advice for someone who is 16?
Watch Star Trek.
I’m sorry anon. I realized belatedly that I basically just told you “turn to Jesus!” and walked away without explanation. I’m absolutely not kidding, though: Star Trek. Especially in times of difficulty and change: watch Star Trek.
I was sixteen in the 90s, which was a much more hopeful time than now in most ways, but was also a far more isolating time for anyone atypical. I had no idea where to go to get information about what was wrong with me, or reassurance that I wasn’t alone. Without the internet, alone is pretty damn lonely.
So I found myself turning to Star Trek captains to hear the messages I knew I needed to hear from an authority figure, but couldn’t find around me. Anon, I don’t know your situation or whether you’re among my Trek followers, so let me offer you a variety of options:
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This is amazing, and so true to my experiences of the various Treks, also.
if anyone ever tries to tell you that the ancient greeks were more sophisticated than us, just remember that there was a ship war between plato and aeschylus over whether achilles or patroclus was the top in their relationship, while xenophon was off complaining that he didn’t ship that
This made me do the kind of laugh that startles animals and small children.
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We go forward.
This is too deep to comprehend.
Stop it
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY
:(((((
this made me a lot more sad than I anticipated
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AUGH.
I mean that in a really appreciative way. But also, AUGH.
Terrible realisations
I’ve been really into Five Times fic lately - the really close repetition/variation is working for me. This lead me to thinking about the similarities with some of my work texts, ones that also circle around the same motif over and over. I present you:
The Knight of the Lion, or, Three Times Yvain Prioritised Gauvain Over Literally Everything Else, and one time we haven’t yet got proof he isn’t going to do it again.
Emaré, or, two times shitty family gets one girl exiled in a boat, and one time it doesn’t.
Beowulf, or two times this guy fights a monster and lives, and one time he doesn’t.
La Queste del Saint Graal: four knights who aren’t the Grail King and one knight who is.
Erec et Enide: Millions of times this guy should have listened to his wife, and one time he does.
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight: Two Times Gawain Successfully Navigates Weird Erotic Traps And One Time He Doesn’t
The Knight of the Cart: one time Lancelot didn’t prioritize Guinevere over his dignity, and four times he did.
Practically any of the prostitute saints: Four times this woman enjoyed sex and one time she repented.
St Margaret: Three times they couldn’t kill this saint and one time they did!
But no, this is such a cool comparison, because to me it seems like it points to something about the way that we enjoy storytelling. Not all stories, probably not all cultures, but how many fairy tales and myths exist in that form? Three brothers, the first two did it wrong, the third did it right … that kind of thing? Even serialized fiction such as episodic TV shows basically has that pattern.
I don’t know enough to guess if it is a western storytelling thing and western media fandom accidentally recreated it because of having grown up with it, or if it’s something hardwired into humans’ fondness for pattern repetition and broken patterns (apparently we are innately drawn to patterns that usually give a specific outcome but not always – a game in which you might sometimes win is far more appealing and addictive to us than a game in which you always win or always lose). But it’s fascinating to think that little five things fics may be accidentally replicating a mode of storytelling that is thousands of years old.
1. This is great, and I am 100% here for pondering why it is that the Five (ish) Times format is so very, very satisfying.
2. Suddenly I really want to re-read all of my English Lit Survey 1 texts. Can’t imagine why.
I think the reason that the Five Times format became so popular among fandom is because it really, honestly helps with storytelling – pacing and plotting, especially. Those aren’t thing that come naturally to a lot of people, but having a rigid format that makes you stop and think, “What are the small differences between each repetition? how do they lead to a BIG difference in the end that breaks the pattern?” That gives you a built in mechanism for structure and growth.
(So it’s not a shock that that same pattern has shown up plenty of times through the ages. It establishes normal, and shows key moments that lead to a big change or payoff down the line.)
Yes, totally. For me personally it also sort of gives me “permission” to write a really short story sometimes. I can skip transitions, change POV, whatever, because of that external structure.
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