raysa, you ignorant slut.

"When the sisters rose, arm-in-arm, through the water in this way, their youngest sister would stand quite alone, looking after them, ready to cry, only that the mermaids have no tears, and therefore they suffer more." - Hans Christian Andersen

[altmode]

[grandpaq]

“You aint worth a damn” 😂😂

[chocolatehoneydrop]

Whaaaaat did I just watch omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[will-x-vi]

Just put me next to the casserole full of delicacies!!!

[hi-imkingdavid]

😂😂😂

[pardonmewhileipanic]

lmfao

[triggagifs]

[boredpanda]

Meet Smoothie, The World’s Most Photogenic Cat

[zombie-divar]

[klingoff]

hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[solscuro-deactivated20190202]

[blogofimpossiblethings]

All 👏 dogs 👏 are 👏 good 👏 dogs 

[blogofimpossiblethings]

All 👏 cats 👏 are 👏 good 👏 cats

[blogofimpossiblethings]

All 👏 spiders 👏 are 👏 terrifying 👏 and 👏 need 👏 to 👏 stay 👏 away 👏 from 👏 me 👏 but 👏 are 👏 still 👏 inherently 👏 good

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

[nardleylloyd]

Michelle Obama moodboard

[kingjaffejoffer]

[ethiopienne]

the failure of american education in one concise photoset

[alwaysbewoke]

i’m going to just leave this right here…

[livesoundgirl]

Forever. 💖

[alisonzai]

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[hillary-for-president2016-blog]

I… guess I couldn’t resist?

[parrisblood]

Shut up

[jennytrout]

Who plays the ukulele?

TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE 

[onegirlintheback]

I don’t know why but like I really want Clinton to be the drummer.

“They told me girls can’t be drummers. I said fuck'em.”

[surprisebitch]

Clinton - drums and vocals

Obama - vocals and guitar

Kane - bass

Bernard - keyboards

then yeah, when a ukulele has to be played, one of them will play it. they can also play the banjo

[sdawgggg]

WHAT ABOUT BIDEN

[surprisebitch]

yup

[whatis2plus2]

Can I pre-order?

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

@unodospizza

[akajlo]

[cihuanaba-deactivated20161013]

this is so latina 

[livinglowercarb]