oozey mess
Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
Stranger Things
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
we're not kids anymore.
$LAYYYTER
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
occasionally subtle
cherry valley forever
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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if i look back, i am lost
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@fullhavelstonearmor
Alright kids say it with me
My thoughts don’t make me a bad person
My feelings don’t make me a bad person
My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it
Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions
The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions
There’s no such thing as a thought crime
thank u
Yeah right. Get this bot a visit to the Ministry of Love, will ya?
its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post
which post?
Most difficult set of choices ever to face humanity
It asks what you want to do first, it doesn’t say you can only do one
@fullhavelstonearmor
I HATE CAPRA DEMON I HATE CAPRA DEMON I HATE CAPRA DEMON I HATE
jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
11. That blooper's credits worthy
@fullhavelstonearmor you do this.
@jaredhopworthfan dante does this.
12: That didn’t happen. You’re all crazy.
One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.
It just started working again! This is the best day ever!
@jovialspecter this is the worst joke I’ve ever seen
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
On my dash!??!
Please hold
@jovialspecter this is important to the lore. Trust.
Rest in peace George Orwell. You would’ve loved ratting out illegal immigrants and then writing about how sad they must be about it.
Y'all can't understand how much I love this shit right here.
@fullhavelstonearmor
Slander will NOT be accepted. If you refuse to allow my full plate I WILL be naked and I will carry a club.
Happy Transgender Day of Visibility.
This might seem silly but knowing that J. Jonah Jameson is a civil rights activist and thus would be upset with me about rampant transphobia and anti-trans legislature keeps me going. He saw me transition many times and never left.
@fullhavelstonearmor he would say this.
SPIDER-MAN IS A TRANSPHOBE! HIS BUFFOONERY AT THE LAST PRIDE PARADE AND THE USE OF PRIDE FLAG BALLOONS AS WEAPONS PROVES IT!
dead by daylight should introduce a "Scary Grandma"
Her time to shine
@fullhavelstonearmor i know what you are
You don’t wanna play this game, wench.
what if instead of the riddler there was the freakler and instead of asking batman riddles he asked to suck on his toes
@fullhavelstonearmor can you help me hide a body?
Most sane and rational tumblr user
this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter
@fullhavelstonearmor
Paladins are knights. A saintly lot. Follow orders. Clerics are holier-than-thou arseholes only out to make a coin.
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
Both of these accounts still exist. I hope they see us peering into the corpse of their former selves.
Sometimes I forget people actually used to act this way and it’s not all satire.
“Fragment of the coiled sword of a bonfire which served its purpose long ago…
Bonfires are linked to one another irreversibly, retaining their affinity long after their purpose is exhausted.”
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@fullhavelstonearmor dark souls stuff i think
Why didn’t she just use the dark sign? Is she stupid? (Comic is wondrous.)
You must stick to your morals, even towards the worst of man.
If you believe in body positivity, do not call Trump ugly or fat.
If you believe in respecting one’s pronouns, do not misgender Caitlyn Jenner.
If you do not believe in social norms, do not attack Elon’s unprofessionalism.
The second you become a hypocrite is the second you lose the plot and become enveloped in disliking an individual instead of fighting for what you believe in.
Attack these bastards for errors you truly believe are errors. Attack them for being hypocrites in their own rights.
You must stick to your morals, lest you become a mouthpiece for hate, just on the “right side.”
@fullhavelstonearmor @thelordsinbecca
Crossover episode...
Go, MIKE!
“Saul Goodman sent me.” *PEW!*
GUN was SUPER EFFECTIVE.
*PIKACHU died.*
Hey, I’m working on a DND campaign. Just have scraps of a plan right now. But I do know that the backstory freedom is slightly limited for explaining the classes in a more civilized world. I am currently working on reflavoring classes to be jobs. Lemme know if there’s better ideas here but this is what I have so far. It’s an American like country and the area is inspired by Eldritch horror and gothic literature. What little of it I’ve read, anyway.
ARTIFICER
- Gentleman Scientist (Alchemist)
- Tailor (Armorer)
- Gunsmith (Artillerist)
- Engineer (Battle Smith)
BARBARIAN
- Eldritch Descendant (Ancestral Guardian)
- Veteran (Battlerager)
- Infected (Beast)
- Madman (Berserker)
- Strongman (Giant)
- Lighthouse Keeper (Storm Herald)
- Chosen Possessor (Totem Warrior)
- Touched (Wild Magic)
- Seawatcher Soldier (Zealot)
Short intermission for context. The Seawatchers are cultists. They may be mentioned later, so you should know.
BARD
- Painter (Creation)
- Politician (Eloquence)
- Model (Glamour)
- Author (Lore)
- Actor (Spirits)
- Paparazzi (Swords)
- Journalist (Valor)
- Prophet (Whispers)
Another context intermission. I have a very little to no knowledge on some subclasses, which should be blatantly clear by some choices. Also, up next is Blood Hunters. I do not know much about Blood Hunters, as I’m a relatively new DM compared to some folk who’ve been doing it for decades.
BLOOD HUNTER
- Paranormal Investigator (Ghostslayer)
- Woodsman (Lycan)
- Miner (Mutant)
- Construct (Profane Soul)
The construct is a Frankenstein esque being. No job, just a role as a hideous hobo. Next is clerics. Some of these made up words are fictional religions, as I didn’t feel comfortable using real ones. No misrepresentation if you’re representing no one. If it is just a name of a religion, the role is a pastor or priest for that religion. “Holy” is one who practices worship of “The Light.” Yes I stole that from Darkest Dungeon, fight me. Curious is more of a theologian who treats religion as something to be studied rather than a faithful individual.
CLERIC
- Witch (Arcana)
- Heretic (Death)
- Gorrikism (Forge)
- Philosopher (Grave)
- Curious (Knowledge)
- Sapiepency (Life)
- Holy (Light)
- Naturism (Nature)
- Judge (Order)
- Hippie (Peace)
- Forecaster (Tempest)
- Dealer (Trickery)
- Insomniac (Twilight)
- Medic Veteran (War)
Some of these are fairly vague so my players can still have freedom backstorywise. Should clarify that the astronaut coming up is moreso someone preparing to go to space, as space travel is being practiced. The time period is vague and weird, so I can do what I want.
DRUID
- Dreamer (Dreams)
- Conservationist (Land)
- Astronaut (Moon)
- Farmer (Sheperd)
- Mycologist (Spores)
- Astrologist (Stars)
- Pyromaniac (Wildfire)
Frog.
