[the-goon-master]

[geminiagentgreen]

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[real3dsfacts]

the 3ds is an animal that can love you

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[michaelblume]

Rickrolling is a beautiful achievement in collective disarmament. We designated a perfectly pleasant pop song as The Prank Song, we agreed that if someone tricks you into listening to it, that means they Owned You, and now no one has to look at goatse anymore.

[kosmogrl]

[musubeans]

saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

[tattedpetticoats]

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[dayquil-driver]

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

[dayquil-driver]

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[weaseltotheface]

Actually let's get specific with it

*checks wiki*

Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

[dogpuppy]

[melonymint753]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

every fucking day brother

[slyandthefamilybook]

why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[virginshane]

LET ME SCROLL I DON’T WANT TO MOVE THINGS IN YOUR STUPID GAME