Fumple-Wumper

21 // they/them // portuguese // art tag is #fumpdump

[fredersen]

wait this is awesome

[dogpuppy]

[kiss-that-knight]

@/medievalcombatwales on tiktok

[kiss-that-knight]

[wizard0rb]

Jesse Pinkman & Skyler White watch AMC's Breaking Bad together

spiritual successor to this

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[azleepz-deactivated20241110]

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

[transhuman-priestess]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[transhuman-priestess]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

[b33tlejules]

[widogasted]

can i come over and do this at you

[b33tlejules]

us

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[resilient-roses]

when i get a runny nose

[targetedknowledge]

[luxiomahariel]

scolipede big naturals now on tumblr

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

[dragon-in-a-fez]

allow me to explain. Yule boasting is an old Norse tradition of getting shitfaced at the winter solstice feast and standing up to proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will perform in the coming year. can range from an unlikely but technically possible claim, like "I'm going to rob 300 banks", to something you'd have to bend the laws of the universe to actually accomplish, like "I'm going to punch a god in the dick and steal his horse". these are not plans. they're not even goals. they're the things you'd do in a self-insert superhero fanfic. and honestly all I want this holiday season is for a bunch of friends to go all in on this nonsense with me and hype ourselves up in ways previously unimaginable

[butt-berry]

Delibird is back with his helpers and this year he has new mega stones for everyone :)

[amoisthobo]

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

damn bro. you trash

[ios10emojis]

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]

[arcadekore]

thinkin about rosella and celeste as foils