you're a hard woman, cheryl west

dr. records. hopeless idiot. mid 30's. canon-typical bisexual disaster. not mine unless tagged.

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lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

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[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[twucknuts]

DabuQlu’DI’ yISuv!

“When threatened, fight!”

[pptiny]

me when i'm overstimulated

[omar-little]

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

[mikkeneko]

the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom

[harrykim]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 03.22 Explorers

[highpitttitsgabagool]

Brother, you are scaring the hoes + text posts

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

[gothfoxgirlboy]

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

[jean-jackit]

wrong ♡

chain lightning

[gothfoxgirlboy]

You're really gonna try chain lightning with a tongue in your mouth? You think that won't end horribly? You think you have more HP than me?

[catasters]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"I will play this game with honor despite your villainous trickery"

[npdclaraoswald]

I simply think that if Clara had stuck around for Thirteen, she would have pulled a Benjamin Sisko and just kept calling that pretty young woman Old Man

[ship-to-starboard]

A man of intelligence and ability. I was wondering if you could suggest anyone suitable?

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[tygermama]

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

[defydamage]

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

[quendergeer]

the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers

[sadspockpanda]

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

[jeankirschteinss-deactivated201]

That gif is literally perfect

[sadspockpanda]

#I reblogged this in 2013

this tag dealt me psychic damage thanks

[sadspockpanda]

#i’m putting it in the queue to give you psychic damage again later#your post is old enough to be in middle school

@kirihana CURSE YOU

[letsoulswander]

[ID: a gif of Niles from The Nanny opening the bedroom door slightly to throw rose petals in, and then Niles standing smiling by the bed where Fran and Mr. Sheffield are cuddled together.]

[1five1two]

'Plums'. Eric Wert. 2023.

[funkasarusrex]

See now if *these* were the plums in the icebox...

[rileybleu]

Laura Roslin in 3x19: Unfinished Business

[simptasia]