Cripple Punk

POTS/Dysautonomia vent blog. If you have any triggers message me or something and I’ll tag them. I want this to be a safe space for members of the cripple punk community. Not here to fight about my political views, stay off my blog if you don’t agree. For the rest of you my ask box is open.

[deathtokillian]

Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

[lestatdefender]

[fagsex]

[queen-of-fallen-angels]

Remember:

[harryjamesheadcanons-deactivate]

Imagine twelve year old Harry not even knowing how awful his childhood with Dursleys had been until he gets to the Burrow.

Imagine him seeing Percy asleep with a book on his lap, and being baffled that a kid might feel comfortable enough in his own home to be so vulnerable in the living room. 

Imagine Molly coming up to the attic to say goodnight to Ron and Harry, and Harry glancing at Ron when he hears her footsteps, trying to figure out what they had done wrong that day.

Imagine him asking George who does all the house chores, and thinking it’s a joke when George answers, “we all do.” 

Imagine Ginny pestering Arthur with questions over the Daily Prophet, and Harry trying to shoot her warning looks to stop it! but then Mr. Weasley looks up and patiently answers every single one. 

Imagine Bill popping in for a visit one evening and Harry being floored when Bill stops to chat with him. 

Imagine Fred chasing after Harry in the yard, playfighting, but Harry actually begins to run for real fear of being hurt. 

Imagine Molly burning something on the stove my accident and tossing it, imagine Harry mentioning to Ron, offhandedly, “she could’ve given that one to me, it’s what I eat at home when I mess up dinner” and not knowing why Ron is horrified.

Imagine Harry seeing what a normal, functioning family looks like, and realizing the absence of love in his own life. 

[melthedestroyer]

“What Harry found most unusual about life at Ron’s, however, wasn’t the talking mirror or the clanging ghoul: It was the fact that everyone there seemed to like him.” – Chamber of Secrets

[narishkeyt]

seriously fucking try to imagine a situation in which cops are good

[patrickbaeddman]

compost

[lesbianshepard]

I know we’ve all dunked on JK Rowling constantly for years but it’s still kind of fucked up that Dumbledore knew about the physical and mental abuse Harry suffered for his entire fucking childhood as a result of his magic considering Dumbledore’s backstory is that his greatest regret is not protecting his little sister….who was deeply traumatized because she was brutally attacked for possessing magic.  

[lesbianshepard]

harry potter au where aberforth keeps in contact with albus and just fucking beats the shit out of him after realizing what he’s letting happen to harry

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[shibafro]

girl with shaved head: hot

dude with shaved head: crash test dummy

[glumshoe]

I’ve heard multiple stories about people going out in public and then being harassed by strangers who have seen them stand up to get something off a shelf and think they “don’t really need” a wheelchair, and they’re... faking it, I guess?

Obviously that’s horrible, but can you imagine someone going to the expensive and trouble of buying and transporting a wheelchair that they don’t benefit from just to, what, trick strangers at Target...? In what universe is that a scenario that people think is remotely likely or common and Needs To Be Stopped? Who just assumes this is happening when they see someone get out of a wheelchair?

[glumshoe]

Suburban America is absolutely menaced by these completely able-bodied youngsters spending thousands of dollars on large, bulky devices that are difficult to transport and navigate in most public places that haven’t been designed to accommodate them! They don’t need them, they just like tricking people into thinking they do! AND THEY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF NOT FOR YOU MEDDLING BABY BOOMERS!

[thebibliosphere]

Ship I just fucking snorted water out my nose, holy shit 😂

[autistic-reptile]

autistic traits that were ignored simply because I’m a girl:

very obvious special interests in things like animals or hair were ignored as normal girl interests

noise sensitivity was me being an uptight bitch

meltdowns extending into teenage years were seen as typical for dramatic teenage girls

love of colorful, sparkly, visually-stimulating things?? GIRL

vestibular stimming only landed me in cheerleading and gymnastics

severe social anxiety = shy girl!!!

always saying “what”? can’t be her ears bc she has great hearing, must just be another ditzy blonde girl

only eats specific foods/plain food? girls are sooo picky

self-harming? red flag but still typical of girls who are “looking for attention”

awkward laughing at everything because I don’t know what to FUCKING SAY?? giggly girl, very normal and cute (not)

doesn’t go out a lot? the perfect daughter!

not to mention all of the symptoms that WEREN’T obvious because I worked so hard to hide them.

pls educate girls on autism so they don’t spend their formative years wondering why they feel so different.

[werewolfmonkie]

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

[werewolfmonkie]

some highlights

Ron is a Slytherin

Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist

Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry

Angels have replaced owls

Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason

Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad

It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason

Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

[werewolfmonkie]

more

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)

Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently

Voldemort has hair

Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic

Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL

Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account

Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”

THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN

Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 

““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“

Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

[sleepy-loopin]

This is some anti My Immortal shit

[sorry]

how does one sob femininely? 

[oddpyromaniac]

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

[chaiischii-deactivated20190628]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

[oddpyromaniac]

I love you thank you

[5000angryspiders]

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

[sawyer-saucee]

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[heatherwanderer]

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

[happyhealthycats]

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

[clairelovexo]

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

[happyhealthycats]

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

[angelicdevil]

This gets better and better do you have any more cats?

[happyhealthycats]

I have five because these idiots love other cats and apparently I’m addicted to buying cat food.

Heimdall and Sif respectively.

[plaguegirll]

why did we ever stop writing Like That, like now it’s all “he looked at her with longing” like!!! what happened to “he gazed at her, pain in his eyes, heart twisting with every beat, and felt that if she did not look back he might never truly know happiness again” WHY DO WE WRITE IN NORMAL LENGTH SENTENCES NOW!!! BRING BACK PARAGRAPH LONG SENTENCES! BRING BACK THE UNINTELLIGIBLE!!! MAKE OSCAR WILDE PROUD BITCH!!!!!

anyway make ur writing so complicated and lavish that i have to spend a week working out what one sentence means please xoxo

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

Not to be furiously antimodern but everything you make is art and you can minimize it all you want by calling it a hobby or a craft or a hyperfixation but it’s art because you created it and humans just make art because it’s what we do and it can’t be good or bad because it just IS and when you make art you are part of something very beautiful and very human

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

people understand that Spanish speakers speak different dialects of the Spanish language but don’t understand that black people speak a dialect of the English language

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

saw a variation of this conversation on twitter earlier

[brainstatic]

I just want to state for the record that this is completely uncontroversial among linguists. It’s the first day of sociolinguistics class.

[laineylewxlove]

I majored in Communication Disorders to become an Speech Language Pathologist and am currently and Assisstant. When we were in class we were taught about this as well as other dialect. Under no circumstances do you treat a client for what is considered a dialect. So as a speech therapist when I hear AAVE I move on. It is a real language with real rules.

Thats why it was outrage in the speech community post Katrina when teachers began to recommend students for speech, when it was simply the New Orleans dialect.

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

“It is a real language with real rules.”

[habsforever]

[doggie-girl-deactivated20230214]

[liberalsarecool]

Republicans are disgusting. Here is your tyranny, brought to you by the cowards in the GOP Congress.

[spaceasianmillennial]

There’s a protest held by the Carrizo/Comecrudo tribe.

You can give to the Carrizo/Comecrudo tribe here.

[echoes-of-me]

Please please please boost and donate!!!! This is practically my backyard!

This tree will be just one of the casualties if things continue 😥

[notyouramelie]

Again, the link is broken

https://www.gofundme.com/carrizocomecrudotribeoftexas this is a real link

Please share the correct version

[imfemalewarrior]

On mobile but awareness about this needs to be raised

-FemaleWarrior

[pride-flags]

Please donate if you can!

[lesbirdan]

3/28/2019

[imfemalewarrior]

They are almost to their goal as of early July 2019 so keep boosting this! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[dottiep]

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

Queen!

[madmaxies]

i agree that jameela makes great points at times, but she’s also the same woman who thinks the likes of laverne cox are women just because they identify that way. you can’t be a woman who calls out the deep-seated misogyny of society while also saying that any male who “feels” like a woman is one, and his opinions on womanhood automatically become relevant.

[cloudfreed]

I hope you and all TERFs shit your pants in public too.

[thelittlemerms]

buddy her thinking trans women are women is a bonus not a flaw 

[unculturedandproud]

Deactivated TERF blogs bring joy.