That fucking bird that I hate

Selfship sideblog bc I'm shy. Mainly RBs, likes/follows from @baking-bugs

[afantasybasedonreality]

[milestoneiv]

ok imagine your f/o driving a motorcycle in some cool ass gear. now imagine u riding behind them, hands around their waist filled with adrenaline, trust, and romantic tension...

alternatively, imagine being the one driving the motorcycle. ur f/o leaning into you, maybe trying to impress them by revving ur bike a little. the way they cling tighter when u go faster

maybe eventually u guys get like matching gear. matching jackets or matching helmets. maybe full matching riding sets

[pro/comship fuck off. not for you.]

[evilyumes]

Imagine your F/O slipping in the shower and trying to grab the curtain but it comes down with them and they just lie on the floor of the shower miserably.

[thepinkestpug]

"Support Mary Sue self-inserts" yes but also support Greg from Michigan self-inserts. I love seeing peoples selfships where they're making crazy powerful main characters fall in love with Susan from accounting.

"I'm in love with Daemon, the half-demon half-angel demigod centaur from famous game series Daemon Lightningblood 2: Defeat You Dad Dracula's Army Of Undead Titans and my s/i for him is Dale Smith, a local farmer who sells Daemon his horse."

[lanternlighting]

[forbidden-fruit-ships]

there is something so inherently sensual about the way a fictional character uses a weapon. the way they swing it, load ammo into it, or simply fidget with it. you are KIDDING ME

[cervinae-canine]

something about having a more stoic f/o look at you and you just see their eyes softening <3

[xxheartsprings]

Yumeships where the ocs/self-inserts are obsessed with their f/os are awesome, but I think everyone should also make their f/os absolutely obsessed, genuinely down in the trenches for their ocs/self-inserts.

Like yes!!! Your f/o(s) is/are comically head over heels for you!!! Your f/o(s) yearn all day every day for you and you only!!!

(Bonus points if it's a character that seems pretty emotionless and stoic all the time but melts into a puddle over yume...)

[starlit-roses-ships]

self shipppers who use emojis to designate their ships/character tags: reblog and gush in the tags about what the emojis you chose mean!

[freeroam]

does your f/o have a nickname(s) for you?

yes (rb + tag with them / the story behind them!!!)

not really

🌈 results ✨

Voting ended onJul 16

[rivers-and-reeds]

Your f/os don't love you despite who you are, they love you because of who you are.

They love every messy corner of your soul, every mistake you've made, every 'embarrassing' thing you've done, every 'annoying' habit, every ugly cry, every part of you that feels frightened and lonely. There is nothing of you they wouldn't hold if you let them. Loving you is the easiest thing in the world.

Take a moment, here and now, to let them care for you. You deserve that. You really do.

[scaryselfship]

imagine your f/o trying to pout and whine really cutely to get you to baby them but they just look stupid doing it so you just laugh

[starscourgesweetness]

okay selfshipper now imagine your f/o being oh so sweet and gentle with you and kissing you so nicely

[muppetyluv]

What the freak!?

[muppetyluv]

Murray Chrimmus 😁🎄

[muppetyluv]

KILLING him

[muppetyluv]

Might as well upload these babies. From April 2025 & March 2026.

And April 2026

[not-astro-naut]

imagine drawing/painting your f/o! suddenly, they’re leaning over your shoulder to see what you’re working on! “let me see, love!” despite your protests, they playfully snatch the paper from you. even if you’re not the best artist, it’s clear to see how much you love them and the beauty you see in them.

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