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Pour one out for the captain of the Demeter.

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August 4th
Pour one out for the captain of the Demeter.
When I was at the movie theatre they were advertising a romcom where the premise was that unmarried people are only legally allowed to have sex once a year and that one, that one made me put my head in my hands.
Itās called One Night Only, itās a real movie, and yes itās very heterosexual looking.
Thatās like, idk. A premise for a fanfiction porn intro written by a fifteen year old.
Lol for anyone curious: I watched it early and there ARE gay people in it, which I was absolutely not expecting (casually too, like her roommate is gay and they don't make a big deal out of it or treat it like a joke). They also do actually explain the worldbuilding which I wasn't expecting either (government partnered with big tech and forced everyone to get implanted with biosensors and that's how they enforce it btw). Felt like a romcom that was set in a political satire of the USA
So wait. Can the sensors tell the difference between sex with another person and masturbation? Is masturbation also illegal?
Man this really is a fanfic porno.
The biosensors track levels of dopamine (and other bodily chemicals that they listed and I forgot but are related to sex), and if yours spikes when in vicinity of another person's sensor while those chemicals are also spiking, then the police are notified. There's a sign (I think in the police station?) showing what's legal and what's not, and masturbation IS legal! I don't think mutual masterbation is though, because you'd be within range of someone else.
So like sexting or cybersex or whatever are legal, right? Because theyāre not within range of each other.
Sexting and cybersex would be legal, yea. Also Iirc they mention in the movie that birth rates have declined, especially since wearing a condom is legally required on that one night a year where it's legal for singles to bang (It's also only been a law in this universe's USA for 3 years so I imagine they haven't plummeted too far just yet). I think the idea is that they want to push more people towards getting married and having children while married, which some people are noted to have done, but most people hate the mandate so bad they've refused and are just waiting/fighting for it to be repealed lol
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Like I know you didnāt write the movie (probably) and Iām trying not to shoot the messenger but what in the motherfucking fuck. Iām sure you also remember Covid: the government asked people to wear a mask to go to the grocery store and there were riots. How the fuck would you mandate condom usage?
Lol I WISH I had a part in making this movie just to be able to say I did! There's a scene in the movie where the main girl asks a cop why she enforces the mandate and the cop says that her pension is at risk if she doesn't, so it sounds like unlike covid, the government mobilized the police to enforce the mandate.
When I was at the movie theatre they were advertising a romcom where the premise was that unmarried people are only legally allowed to have sex once a year and that one, that one made me put my head in my hands.
Itās called One Night Only, itās a real movie, and yes itās very heterosexual looking.
Thatās like, idk. A premise for a fanfiction porn intro written by a fifteen year old.
Lol for anyone curious: I watched it early and there ARE gay people in it, which I was absolutely not expecting (casually too, like her roommate is gay and they don't make a big deal out of it or treat it like a joke). They also do actually explain the worldbuilding which I wasn't expecting either (government partnered with big tech and forced everyone to get implanted with biosensors and that's how they enforce it btw). Felt like a romcom that was set in a political satire of the USA
So wait. Can the sensors tell the difference between sex with another person and masturbation? Is masturbation also illegal?
Man this really is a fanfic porno.
The biosensors track levels of dopamine (and other bodily chemicals that they listed and I forgot but are related to sex), and if yours spikes when in vicinity of another person's sensor while those chemicals are also spiking, then the police are notified. There's a sign (I think in the police station?) showing what's legal and what's not, and masturbation IS legal! I don't think mutual masterbation is though, because you'd be within range of someone else.
So like sexting or cybersex or whatever are legal, right? Because theyāre not within range of each other.
Sexting and cybersex would be legal, yea. Also Iirc they mention in the movie that birth rates have declined, especially since wearing a condom is legally required on that one night a year where it's legal for singles to bang (It's also only been a law in this universe's USA for 3 years so I imagine they haven't plummeted too far just yet). I think the idea is that they want to push more people towards getting married and having children while married, which some people are noted to have done, but most people hate the mandate so bad they've refused and are just waiting/fighting for it to be repealed lol
When I was at the movie theatre they were advertising a romcom where the premise was that unmarried people are only legally allowed to have sex once a year and that one, that one made me put my head in my hands.
Itās called One Night Only, itās a real movie, and yes itās very heterosexual looking.
Thatās like, idk. A premise for a fanfiction porn intro written by a fifteen year old.
Lol for anyone curious: I watched it early and there ARE gay people in it, which I was absolutely not expecting (casually too, like her roommate is gay and they don't make a big deal out of it or treat it like a joke). They also do actually explain the worldbuilding which I wasn't expecting either (government partnered with big tech and forced everyone to get implanted with biosensors and that's how they enforce it btw). Felt like a romcom that was set in a political satire of the USA
So wait. Can the sensors tell the difference between sex with another person and masturbation? Is masturbation also illegal?
Man this really is a fanfic porno.
The biosensors track levels of dopamine (and other bodily chemicals that they listed and I forgot but are related to sex), and if yours spikes when in vicinity of another person's sensor while those chemicals are also spiking, then the police are notified. There's a sign (I think in the police station?) showing what's legal and what's not, and masturbation IS legal! I don't think mutual masterbation is though, because you'd be within range of someone else.
When I was at the movie theatre they were advertising a romcom where the premise was that unmarried people are only legally allowed to have sex once a year and that one, that one made me put my head in my hands.
Itās called One Night Only, itās a real movie, and yes itās very heterosexual looking.
Thatās like, idk. A premise for a fanfiction porn intro written by a fifteen year old.
Lol for anyone curious: I watched it early and there ARE gay people in it, which I was absolutely not expecting (casually too, like her roommate is gay and they don't make a big deal out of it or treat it like a joke). They also do actually explain the worldbuilding which I wasn't expecting either (government partnered with big tech and forced everyone to get implanted with biosensors and that's how they enforce it btw). Felt like a romcom that was set in a political satire of the USA
WHEN IS CHAPTER FIVE?
on my first watch i was so in naim's head that i didn't fully understand that from ryan's perspective he is experiencing the entity in a completely different way than naim. he doesn't share in naim's guilt at being the reason the entity was introduced to their lives, and in my opinion i think he's a lot less caught up in the "wrongness" of being queer than naim is. even when he and hunter are waiting for the deliverance healer to do the ritual, he's unfazed, making fun of the church goers for being gullible, snickering at the priest, outwardly unaffected. it's not until the ritual has real consequences that he starts to show genuine fear, and avoid naim if only because he knows the town will do the same ritual to him if they suspect why they're talking. even when he's attacked by the entity, and they learn more about what exactly it is that has been done to them, ryan's relationship with the entity remains so much less damning. when jessica tells them that it comes when they're alone, that it will never leave them, that it will only get worse, ryan just goes. ok fine. we'll figure this out together. he's so much more willing to try than naim, so much less shackled by the guilt and fear that naim struggles with throughout the entire film. not to say that he isn't scared, of course he is. but ryan continually pushes back on naim's defeatist attitude. I know it's scary but I want to try. I don't want it to look like some other dickhead, I want it to look like you. and at the end, naim leaving his mother behind and seeing ryan at the bus stop is him finally letting go of the strong hold the guilt and the fear has on him and meeting ryan where he's at. I can live with the fear, if it's with you. If it's with you, I'm willing to try.
double feature of the fucking millenium i think
just saw both yesterday!! highly recommend!!
Spoilers for Leviticus :D
highly recommend everyone watches Leviticus:)
if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"
recession indicator: me drawing nagito komaeda
FUCK IT here's hajime too
the murdle puzzle books are so cute bc wdym it's actually a super queer universe with nonbinary criminals and gay detectives and that love to say ACAB every chance they get and constantly critique capitalism. detective logico i am charmed by you
āi should take a walk for my mental healthā boring, tired, i donāt even really wanna do it tbh
āi need to check the perimeterā i need to check the perimeter
Movie Stratt: "Please don't make it harder than it should beā¦"
Book Stratt: "STOP FUCKING CRYING, BITCH! WAAH, WAAH, WAAAAH! I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT!"
i have to reblog and add the prev tags:
#whats cool about the movie is that we get glimpses of the story outside of Rylands pov
#the book is entirely his pov and the few glimpses we DO get from other people they're all like āwait y'all are NOT fucking??ā
#like yes her characterization is different to an extent but the book is filtered through Ryland who clearly has NO clue about anything
#(unless its at the end of a microscope)
#and its clear she kept him on and close (for strategic reasons) but also bc she saw his value in his humanity
#he cries he cares he moralizes and he reminds her of all the things she doesn't have the privilege of being bc they dont have time
#she makes HIM have conversations with the astronauts about their preferred method of suicide like cMON guys.
#like there is a dynamic there HE didn't clock or remotely want but other people did (I dont ship them thats just canon in the book)
#and a part of his character IS pushing people away and distancing himself and I think it'd be vert easy for his brain to -
#- in these distressing moments - immediately cast a horrible opinion of a woman who is still just trying to do her job
#she kept him on because she's a masochist and needed someone to remind her she is doing fucked up things even if it IS for the greater good
#when she does finally make the decision he will go to space she doesn't seem him for 4 days and then says horrible things to him
#like it never read to me that she hated him but that she was trying to convince herself as much as him that what she was doing was -
#- the only option. feelings and emotions aside.
#but the difference is there is no ryland grace beside her to offer counter balance and question her morality bc she's jetting him into spac
#idk their relationship in the book is so interesting and refreshing and its all so cool that its from graces pov
#and I think the movie did a good job of reminding us that she is just a person - even if to Ryland she is the stoic cold monster -
#- at times
god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy
this one. absolutely in love with this definition. give me a character who thinks like this and Iāll love them to pieces
sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
holy shit is that kate bush