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3rdrealm-deactivated20200301

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

1five1two

valtsv

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

tiwaztyrsfist

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

solepunk

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

sillymarillion-comics

luccorvus

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

kaispeakshermind

WHAT

inknopewetrust

bakwaaas

yes communication is important, but being in a situation where you constantly have to over-communicate every single thing in order to get listened and tended to is draining and kills romance. a huge part of intimacy and connection is feeling seen and understood by the other person – them being attuned to your needs, feelings, desires, and knowing who you are as a person on a deeper level, is a sign of love. being with someone who is thoughtless and inconsiderate and constantly has to have everything spelled out to them, will leave you feeling invisible and unloved. yes people aren’t mind readers and its good to talk about stuff but someone who just doesn’t think of you or understand basic things that would make you happy, isn’t a good partner.

yb-cringe

im aware this is an insane thing to say but i fucking. love characters that are just cockroaches. and i dont mean like. gross i mean they just do not fucking die. they can survive anything. they will outlive EVERYONE because they just will not die no matter what be it because they have a reason or because they literally cannot stop surviving the odds i love it i love it

crimson-cherry

he is so fucking ugly [positive]

molabuddy

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

molabuddy

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

caesarsaladinn

reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

certifiedlibraryposts

Whatever gets people in the door i guess

azuleopal

-Dionysus, or perhaps Dorian Gray

wellwaterhysteria

i’m so fucking happy for you and your northern lights no i’m being serious congratulations man that’s awesome you really (clenching my fist so hard my bones creak) deserve it

furtherintofairytales

I keep MISSING them

jadeluz-official-deactivated202

Beetlebabes + BJ2 Incorrect Quotes: Electric Boogaloo

Part 1 | Part 2

yaztheangel

He’s been thinking about her words all this time 🖤 (How I always imagined the beginning of the squeal)

1anonyymous1

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

dilfplanet

mom said it’s my turn to be ached for, to have someone feel a stab of hunger for me, to feel nourishment at the sight of me. give it now

novarapture-deactivated20240409

Reading: hey it doesn’t matter if the author knows every little detail, they can have some artistic liberties and make things up

Writing: if I don’t find the exact shelf life of the average can of ravioli RIGHT NOW I will DIE

novarapture-deactivated20240409

btw the average shelf life of most unopened ravioli cans is 18-24 months

mirdania

“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.