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I'm a complete nerd and I will ship anything if given a valid reason. I post aesthetics and my writing sometimes.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

atheist paladins

Paladin: the only thing I need to know about the gods is how to fist-fight them

[fusrodah33]

Gloomstalker, dragon slayer, Ranger, queen of my whole goddamn heart: Atropos

[incorrectassassinscreedquotes]

Connor: Good morning!

Haytham: Good mor-

Connor: Not you. You can choke.

[did-you-know]

Source

[thetalonforyourhead]

Originally posted by piratevanrock

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I was concerned that there was no price listed per sq ft on the source site, so I looked it up and they are CHEAP AND AFFORDABLE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.  The bigger homes cost around $34.74/sq.ft (one of the smallest runs ~$15k, but a 4-bed 4-bath home is ~$66.6k,  which is damn affordable when comparable homes in my area are closer to five times that price).  Color me in love.  [x]

[thepinkchaospanda]

@pessimistlass BABE. HOBBIT HOLES. OH MY GOD.

[justthefangirl]

This. This is the goal. This is the dream. A 4-Bed/Bath Hobbit Hole to live in with my bae <3

[cyancrown]

Let me introduce you, FIGHT CHRIS CLUB(｡◕∀◕｡)

[memesandlaughs]

[sockablock]

I’m absolutely thrilled for the m9’s pirate shenanigans, but please keep in mind that literally half the crew is made up of Nott “I hate water” the Brave, Caduceus “I cast calm emotions on myself” Clay, and Caleb “was just recently waterboarded” Widogast, AND that only one member of the group has ever sailed, and five of these assholes literally just saw the ocean for the first time yesterday

[lastoftheboyscouts]

Groot: I am Groot.

Steve: I am Steve Rogers.

My entire theater 

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Roll a... Constitution Check”

DM: *roleplaying a quirky old farmer* You want some of my homemade cornbread??

Vaughun (Goliath bloodhunter): Yeah sure, I love cornbread! *mimes eating the snack and swallowing*

DM: Okay, I’m gonna need you to roll a constitution check.

Vaughun: What? Why? *has a sudden realization* OH MY GOD IS THIS CORNBREAD LACED? DID YOU JUST GIVE ME WEED CORNBREAD???

DM: ‘feygrass’ cornbread. And you did this to yourself.

The rest of the party: *losing their minds*

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Goooooin’ to the chapel and we’re gonna get buriedddd!”

— some lighthearted singing during Curse of Strahd

[joey-wheeler-official]

[peewees-gayhouse]

@capsulefrog

[dungeons-and-dumbies]

Cave in a Fantasy Setting: *exists*

Giant Spiders:

[rustandruin]

I have never wanted something more.

[teamponytail]

[christopher-bryant]

[theworldlieswaiting]

Moulin Rouge Drinking Game

Drink when:

Someone breaks into song

the Argentinian passes out

Christian types on his typewriter

Satine chokes/coughs

Christian says “love”

Toulouse uses “w” instead of “r” or “l”

The Duke twitches his mustache 

Zidler calls one of his girls a nickname

Drink for token black guy

Every time there is attempted sex

Optional: You may sing along, but if you sing the wrong word or a blatantly wrong note, you must drink (and shut the fuck up).

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

its sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean

[deathpov]

[fusrodah33]

Connor (Pacifist route): Detroit Become Human Aesthetic