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i would like to personally advocate for more art of Vash in this state and not just in his more elegant full angel form(s)

#trigun maximum #trimax #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun vash #its from trimax chaper 33: Let Us Walk the Path to Redemption in case you want the context #i love his winged form i love his angel arm but im also a body horror guy i want to see him melting sometimes

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

#'not with that attitude' about basically anything negative #not negative in tone but any time someone says something did not/has not/will not/cannot happen #or 'thats what they want you to think'. Whichever is less appropriate for the circumstance

hotvampireadjacent

Insane

#clickbait circle backfired i thought he was given a halo. How can he be wrong if he is depicted as angelic in the thumbnail #possibly the funniest whiplash ive ever gotten from reading a title in my life

dragon-in-a-fez

OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing

fairycosmos

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

#every time i talk abt themes i connect with i end it with 'which could mean nothing' so noone looks too hard #ignore that everything i like has the same like 5 core themes. It means nothing

demilypyro

cog in the machine: thats sad

ghost in the machine: thats complicated

cock in the machine: dont do that

tastylemonbread

well lets not generalize

pixiecaps

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

pixiecaps

they couldnt take the heat

doctordotdj

#waiting for a smart person to get a hidden camera and a suit and just walk calmly everywhere #top notch content would be one team obviously filming while sprinting then cutting to a full walkthrough pov from someone in the background #the sprinting is all the same its getting dull. Shake it up with some strategy here cmon guys

maidthings

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

#my uncle was(? possibly is) a milkman. He is also serially divorced. I do imagine every milk man joke as being based on him

levshany

my Lucid Blocks journal

lucidblocks

cant get my nether portal to light has anyone else had this problem

395nm

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

bedupolker

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

#ever since i was a child i knew my ideal state was to be a corpse #but also untrue about corpses on the dry front. If its been over like a month and they arent embalmed those fuckers are soaking #have you ever seen rotting matter? have you ever seen rotting meat that is not unnervingly wet?

orteil42

do you know how much of a letdown it was to grow up smelling the aged whiskey in my grandpa's pantry. the wine in my parents' dinner glasses. the anise liquor on summer evenings. and finally being of drinking age and finding out it all kinda just tastes like car exhaust

#i am immune to alcoholism because it 1) tastes bad. 2) Is expensive. 3) Makes me feel so physically anxious I get a headache within an hour #not even mentally anxious. Doesnt do shit to me emotionally in any way Just inflicts physical damage. The whole concept baffles me