God 1st, Me Second

He/him/his

[eliminated]

[future-ex-mr-malcolm]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[molags-balls]

wyd after taking this

[skelegun]

[darkspaceboytoy]

Wait this one’s even better. It literally isn’t an option.

[targetedknowledge]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[official-lucifers-child]

the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[mangonetics]

they should add some trench warfare mechanics to football

[sumeria]

they did this in riverdale in s5

[mangonetics]

y'all were fucking serious???

[blemgoid]

Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this tavern called Skullbreaker. All the ales are like 9 gold coins and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of foul sigils everywhere that say Be A Spiteful Cur and Me Gusta Beheadings. a racist gay couple from Cimmeria owns it. It used to be a bandit camp

[pmamtraveller]

"I AM THAT IS" by Ethan M. Aldridge

[last-to-the-orgy]

Posted for the beauty and eloquence of this comment:

[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[bumblebeebats]

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

[shark-tranny]

yeah i guess so

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[apas-95]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow