Turns out, I'm still a piece of garbage💙

Aster. 96 liner, They/Them. INFP/Capricorn, Otome Trash. RedactedASMR Fic Masterlist

[fuzzy-melonlord]

Istg that the only reason I get up some days Is cause I know Caelum would want me to get up and take care of myself, and if I don't he would be sad. And making Caelum sad would literally break my heart.

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[canadianlucifer]

Would you rather spend a day running errands in + or - 30°C?

30°C (86°F)

-30°C (-22°F)

Voting ended onFeb 12

[reblogsbycow]

I've never been anywhere colder than -3°C but I'll still choose freezing over sweating.

[filthburger]

over a quarter of those polled says they'd rather die horribly of hypothermia than get a little sweaty and i really really try not to go here but yeah i dont have trouble believing this is the celibacy website. extremities rotting and falling off like "yeah but i can always put another layer on"

[sarcosmiiic]

what even happened to plastic girl and crow boy. we forgot about them so fast. just another example of the savage nature of hollywood

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog to claim your “never finishing my multi-chapter fics” award 🥇⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[forkloaf]

I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

[atleastmostlyokay]

THIS!! He is a flat out dweeb! I would rather hear him say the silliest shit known to man than his fake self.

[bluechanas]

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

[seth-whumps]

characters raised to be tools

Weapons. Trained, tested, forged in steel and fire. Failure is an inevitability that ends in death. Pain should not be felt--it should be recognized, familiar, and inconsequential

Martyrs. In the form of servants and princes, of leaders and underdogs. If blood is necessary, the martyr will lift their hands and offer it all

Shields. Like tempering a sword, but only to bear and not to lash out. Wounds are medals--not symbols of pride, but symbols of worth. A pretty shield is useless; scars mean a job well done

Experiments. Raised on the cold comfort of a lab table. Restraints are only necessary when they're not in their right mind. Is it honorable, to be twisted beyond recognition? Or is it just a necessary evil?

Monsters. Cruelty, caution, and regarding one as a creature beyond reasonable thought is tempering in its own right. But if you keep a leash at the right length, perhaps the massecre won't reach you. One can hope.

Idols. Pretty face, pretty name, pretty hands around their shoulders and throat. There to seduce, manipulate, force any feeling to come to the surface and twist it to their favor. Any genuinity stays locked behind the guilded cage that surrounds their pretty little heart

Trophies. Status and wealth and the traditions that keep someone at their heels, on their knees, to display and serve and decorate one's ballroom.

Sacrifices. Drenched in honorable clothes, prepared and adored and cleansed. The gift of hope at the cost of one's life. Is it taken with no fight? How can you escape the ropes you were born in?

[grilledcheezy92]

The misconception that nothing in Project Meridian mattered because "it was all a dream" is really disheartening tbh.

Because it did matter.

There were hints about canon lore weaved into the false story. Everything that happened in the dream affected Dreamer. Asset will always be a part of Dreamer. Being Asset changed Dreamer.

And the fact that Project Meridian is connected to Re:Start through Dreamer is also a really interesting turn for the story that I don't think I can articulate clearly but I find it fascinating and really cool.

[evorycromnom]

Sparring with Your Werewolf Boyfriend

tw: slight blood

hi y'all could you hold this milo drawing for a sec i gotta go make tea. make sure he behaves k bye

[fuzzy-melonlord]

Do you want me to kill you? If not, I recommend you back the hell off.

– Sam

"You could try, but i dont think you've got the balls," Adam laughs, obviously amused by Sam's threats.

-Adam

@sam-collins

[fuzzy-melonlord]

(Sam snarls at him, grabbing the front of his shirt and pulling him in close, baring his fangs.)

Don't talk about shit you have no clue about.

– Sam

"Touchy touchy," Adam says, flashing his fangs in a grin, "too bad the smell of mutt doesnt leave even when you abandon them,"

@sam-collins

[fuzzy-melonlord]

Adam.

(Sam scowls, looking away from Adam with a dismissive eye roll.)

It hasn't been long enough since I last saw you.

– Sam

Awe as stone hearted as ever. Guess that's why your mutt left you, hm or was it the other way around?" Adam questioned, playing dumb with Sam just to push his buttons.

[fuzzy-melonlord]

(Sam very obviously and deliberately moves chairs so he’s sitting further away from Adam, tapping his foot impatiently while glaring at him.)

- Sam

Adam sees this as a way to get some entertainment and stands, moving to take the seat next to Sam.

"Fancy seeing you here, cowboy,"

@sam-collins

[fuzzy-melonlord]

A few hours later, a meeting is being held by Damien, where he’s invited a few people to the castle to discuss something. The few people there are all vampires, with Sam eyeing Adam suspiciously as they wait for the king to arrive.

Adam looks bored, very obviously dissatisfied with being here.

@sam-collins @vampire-bite

[animentality]

[orbitalmirror]

reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing

[exclipsensfw]

purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)