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[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[marlinspirkhall]

None rice with left wok

[cognitohazardous]

fire was invented by the grain industry

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Incredibly loose definition of "immediately"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#“immediately” is so funny#the genus homo “discovered” stone tools and then immediately started building airplanes

[transcyberism]

"look it up."

[ghostapop]

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

[rarebritney]

lesbian couple on their wedding day after 72 years together, photographed by Thomas Greyer

[creatingblackcharacters]

I'm gonna need people to read those frequently asked questions of mine 😅

1) no, my blog or website is not a compilation of "What the Blacks Do" or "What the Blacks Wear". My blog is a resource for changing your perspective on Blackness, so that you can both guide your own research during character creation AND comprehend the media that contains Blackness, whether those depictions be good or bad.

2) Antiblackness is global. Antiblackness manifests similarly globally. "Race is treated different across the globe" say that to the Black people in all of your countries. I assure you, they recognize they're being treated differently and it's not just because of their nationality. You gotta apply as necessary, racism is not just individual incidents!

[somethingshortandsnappy]

There used to be a journal blog by a Black emigrant to Japan, I think called blackinasia, talking about his life working/studying there. I so distinctly remember an exchange he got where an anon said "Don't they hate Black people in Asia?" and his response was just "In my experience they hate Black people everywhere."

Really summed things up to a degree I hadn't fully appreciated.

[kisseism]

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[agir1ukn0w]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

[texnessa]

How dare anyone over look:

[dollsahoy]

Where it started

[laughterkey]

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

[icarus-suraki]

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:

[gallusrostromegalus]

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

[cellarspider]

Indeed, he is in an unexpectedly large amount of everything! You never know where he’ll turn up, being spindly and mesmerizing.

[kcnsas]

"she holds the record for the most days spent in space by a woman!" this "she was part of the only all female space walk!" that, she's on the list of people who have spent the most time in space, period. she's spent more time in space than any of her crewmates - one of whom hasn't been into space at all. her time in space is only three days less than what all of her crewmates have combined. she has had as many spacewalks as all of her crewmates combined. she's not there because she's the best female nasa astronaut they could find and they wanted the diversity quota or whatever, she's there because she's part of the most qualified and experienced nasa personnel they could send up there

[lonelysa1lor]

Beginning to sense a pattern here

[phantomrose96]

Every once in a while I've seen the sentiment like "I can't believe I'm still blocked by [person] for [thing that happened forever ago]" and I dunno, I kind of operate under the assumption that most people don't revisit their blocklists. Least of all to pass through it and judge which accounts are now unblock-worthy.

Like if you found me slightly annoying once in 2016 I simply assume I'm blocked forever.

[hail-the-villainess]

There are many fun reasons to have a character avoid using guns, but I think "this otherwise-awesome fighter is a really terrible shot" is an underappreciated one. Yes, they're available in my setting and would work against my enemies. No, I don't have a moral code against them or a power that makes them redundant. I just can't aim for shit!

[hail-the-villainess]

In general IMO the more badass and hypercompetent a character is, the more they're enriched by having one skill they're just absolutely hopeless at. Terrible shot, terrible liar, terrible dancer, no poker face, no sense of direction, can't drive, can't swim, can't cook, can't read, always broke, always late, always falls for a certain trick...

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Call me a commie, but I think it’s a bit unreasonable that people have to crowdfund their cancer treatment.

[mariacallous]

[afieldinengland]

normal country latest

[redsunrisinginthesky]

[theladymisandry]

You CANNOT hide these in the tags @injuries-in-dust

[theblackparadeisdead]

in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur

Can we run away together

[theblackparadeisdead]

I've been repeating delete thy blog wretched saboteur to myself for like 10 minutes

[hemipenal-system]

queer allies as a rule have got to get more normal about the idea that trans women can have periods

[hemipenal-system]

anyway trans women please learn from the mistake i make literally every single month without fail: if you get these random bouts of feeling really fucking hopeless about everything and they're basically monthly it might be the fact that you are on your period at the moment and you've missed it because you don't bleed and (if you're anything like me) the physical symptoms start AFTER the emotional ones by like three or four days

you will be alright. eat something sugary and go play a board or video game with someone. consider magnesium and b complex supplements please. for me

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am