hi

24/Philadelphia

[amateur]

[neverthere12345]

[hundondestiny]

chaotic good

[hotboyproblems]

[pois0niv3y]

[bob-belcher]

[ohyeahigotalist]

AND I RECEIVE IT!!!

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Full offence, and I say this as a fully fledged homosexual male who sucks dick for breakfast, but female strippers absolutely outclass the FUCK out of male “strippers” like catch the ladies working the pole at some skeavy-ass strip joint for probably twenty bucks an hour sliding that pussy up and down the pole like she’s a damn acrobatic in full platform stiletto pumps, beat for the gods, hair snatched like it’s no big deal then you walk into the gay bar and find some overpaid muscle queen shuffling around in Andrew Christian underwear to a shitty Cardi B remix like

fucking tragic is what it is

[c3nric-deactivated20220627]

GO OFF SIS

[ninetoedsloth-deactivated201812]

He’s not wrong

[alexander]

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[advanced-procrastination]

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

[ruinedchildhood]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Unfaithful

[consivanqueen]

[ladyxgaga]

Lady Gaga photographed by Eli Russell Linnetz

[nikosandhislovers-deactivated20]

[carbonscales]

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

[minuty]

[iwillnotelaborate-deactivated20]

[blondloki]

Your eyes when 10 million fireflies:

[misdreavuss]