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Jake stop making that face
a commission for thatmotherfrickerkind and anothermotherfrickerkind’s rp blogs (thanks for commissioning me!)
this is too hot oh god how is he real
god damn
Choke On It
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairing: Bro/John
Warnings: choking, oral, bondage, BDSM, vomit,
A/N: My personal head canon of John losing his main gag reflex around 15 is showing…(I think of John more in his late teens here but do whatever you want with this.)
Part 2
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Initially.
Heeeere you are, darlin’. <3
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Change of Plans
(This was really hot in my head, but now is meh and I’m not really happy with it, but whatever. I don’t recommend reading this fic, you guys, lol. But I know some of you will, so let me just go ahead and say it now… I am so sorry.)
Summary: Bro just wants to chill out and watch the MST3K marathon. Too bad Dave and John have other plans for him.
Pairing: BroJohnDave (or something like that)
Warning: NSFW, threesome, 69, anal, bareback (ha, what else is new?), lazy editing.
Your name is Bro Strider.
Well, actually it isn’t, but you’re not too keen on the idea of random people knowing your government, so it’s the name you prefer to go by. Besides, it makes for some amusing late night sexting with a certain moderately drunk Egbert. Being referred to as ‘Bor’ while your hand is down your pants, mid-stroke, has a way of giving a man a sense of humor, that’s for sure.
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Four outta Five
(Writer’s block has been kicking my ass for some reason, so I wrote Stridercest. I… don’t even know. I’m hoping it helps me out of my slump, plus I haven’t written it in a while. I’m sorry. Did someone request Stridercest without giving me a plot? If you did, this is for you.)
Summary: Dave finds that there’s more than one way to enjoy a bath.
Pairings: BroDave (Stridercest)
Warning: Just a handjob (haha, why is that so hilarious to me?)
You’re usually a shower kind of guy, but nothing beats a hot bath after an evening or strifing and getting your ass handed to you by your bro.
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Familiarity
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairing: Jake/Bro
Warnings: Anal, sex, age difference.
A/N: Well that turned out a bit sweeter than I meant it to, but eh.
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You just do not have the right kind of think pan to sustain that emotion
i hope no one was too attached to my hair because i chopped it off
Cut along the dotted line.
You are the 413th blog that I followed. I thought it was suiting that you are a homestuck blog.
Okay, so this started as a joke about that goddamn trucker hat, and somehow it devolved from joke into this…so trucker bro I guess?
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lygrim requested “baby Dave saving Bro” :3 I love drawing babies =u=